If you need some fun icebreakers to start a conversation or just funny jokes to annoy the family, nothing even comes close to knock-knock jokes. It’s a perfect way to lighten up the mood while still maintaining the easygoing atmosphere in the house. If you’re looking for the funniest knock-knock jokes on the Internet, you’ve come to the right place.
We’ve cherry-picked the extensive list of funny knock-knock jokes to liven up a family gathering and get both kids and adults smiling. From references to Star Wars for the fellow nerd in the family to cheesy pick-up lines to make your loved one blush, it’s all here.
So, take out a notebook, get the pencil ready, and write down the best knock-knock jokes out there. Let us know if you have any one-liner jokes of your own in the comments down below. Happy knocking!
#121
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person on your doorstep?
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#122
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is!
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#123
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you!
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#124
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
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#125
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you always asking ‘who’s there’?
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#126
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
*Remains silent*
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#127
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
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#128
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
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#129
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry—I'm freezing out here!
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#130
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
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#131
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and let me in!
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#132
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
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#133
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I didn't realize you were some kind of nut!
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#134
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe open the door?
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#135
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
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#136
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON'T LET ME IN!
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#137
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
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#138
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides clothes, you pay for them!
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#139
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock! Knock!
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
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#140
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Let me in! Anita borrow something.
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