Have you ever laughed so hard at a joke that you knew was inappropriate but couldn’t help yourself? That’s the power of dark humor jokes, an art form that literary critics have associated with authors as early as the ancient Greeks! It feels like black humor is designed to make you giggle at the most inappropriate times. But the point is, sometimes we need to laugh at the bad things life throws at us with a well-delivered dark joke, even though those around us may find it offensive.
So this is a call to all the dark comedy junkies out there! Are you tired of those lame vanilla jokes that could be good for a kid but not for your twisted sense of humor? Are you craving your daily fix of messed-up jokes? What a happy coincidence! You are in luck because today is the day we gather all the best dark humor jokes we fell in love with and share them with you. So let’s get started, shall we?
#121
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
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#122
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 70 mph?
Its butt.
Its butt.
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#123
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
The wheelchair.
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#124
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
Because they have no body to go with.
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#125
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough.
I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest.
I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest.
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#126
Why was the leper hockey game canceled?
There was a face off in the corner.
There was a face off in the corner.
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#127
When ordering food at a restaurant, I asked the waiter how they prepare their chicken.
"Nothing special," he explained. "We just tell them they're going to die."
"Nothing special," he explained. "We just tell them they're going to die."
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#128
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
"I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!"
"I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!"
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#129
What did Kermit the Frog say at his puppeteer’s funeral?
Not a word.
Not a word.
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#130
What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
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#131
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
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#132
I don't have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
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#133
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
That's the punch line.
That's the punch line.
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#134
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision?
A rip-off.
A rip-off.
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#135
What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pit bull?
Just the pit bull.
Just the pit bull.
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#136
What do you call it when every one of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes?
A pundemic.
A pundemic.
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#137
“Madam, your son just called me ugly!”
“I’m so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it’s wrong to judge people on their looks…”
“I’m so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it’s wrong to judge people on their looks…”
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#138
What animal has five legs?
A pitbull returning from a playground.
A pitbull returning from a playground.
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#139
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket?
"Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket."
"Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket."
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#140
I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.
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