Have you ever laughed so hard at a joke that you knew was inappropriate but couldn’t help yourself? That’s the power of dark humor jokes, an art form that literary critics have associated with authors as early as the ancient Greeks! It feels like black humor is designed to make you giggle at the most inappropriate times. But the point is, sometimes we need to laugh at the bad things life throws at us with a well-delivered dark joke, even though those around us may find it offensive.
So this is a call to all the dark comedy junkies out there! Are you tired of those lame vanilla jokes that could be good for a kid but not for your twisted sense of humor? Are you craving your daily fix of messed-up jokes? What a happy coincidence! You are in luck because today is the day we gather all the best dark humor jokes we fell in love with and share them with you. So let’s get started, shall we?
#21
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
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#22
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It's true. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
It's true. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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#23
"I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient.
"Give me the good news first," the patient said.
"Your test results are back," the doctor said, "and you have only two days to live."
"That's the good news?", the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"I've been trying to reach you for two days."
"Give me the good news first," the patient said.
"Your test results are back," the doctor said, "and you have only two days to live."
"That's the good news?", the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"I've been trying to reach you for two days."
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#24
Today, I asked my phone, “Siri, why am I still single?”.
And it activated the front camera.
And it activated the front camera.
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#25
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
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#26
"What's your name, son?" The principal asked his student.
The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir."
"Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked.
The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir."
"Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked.
The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
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#27
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
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#28
Never break someone's heart, they only have one.
Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
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#29
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
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#30
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
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#31
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
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#32
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
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#33
Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.”
Man: “Am I dying?”
Doctor: “No, your wife is.”
Man: “Am I dying?”
Doctor: “No, your wife is.”
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#34
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
When it leaves and never comes back.
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#35
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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#36
If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you're a total hero.
But donate five and suddenly everyone is yelling. Sheesh!
But donate five and suddenly everyone is yelling. Sheesh!
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#37
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Not everyone gets it.
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#38
What do my dad and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
They both can't be found.
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#39
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
A bus full of children.
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#40
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes.
He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
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