In my personal experience, people make bank jokes only in two cases: they have either never taken out a loan or their relationship with the bank is so bad, there is nothing left but to laugh.
Money jokes aside (money pun intended!), dealing with your finances can be pretty overwhelming, and that’s why being financially literate comes in really handy. You don’t need to become an economist or a banker, but having an elementary understanding of how to manage your resources will help you not only better distribute your income but also find ways to increase it.
An interesting thing with jokes on finance is that whether you find them funny or not, many of them can actually teach you some financial wisdom. However, if you want to share a money joke with your friends or colleagues, make sure you know that they will take it well. Money and finances can be a sensitive topic, and in some societies it is even considered taboo, so you don’t want to offend people you care about.
But if you enjoy jokes about money, financial specialists, and the economy in general, we have a collection of jokes about banking you could read while waiting for your turn in the bank. If you are feeling especially adventurous, you can even share them with your bank operator and have a good laugh together.
#121
A young banker decided to get a tailor-made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business.
As he was preening himself in front of the mirror, he reached down to put his hands in the pockets and to his surprise he noticed that there were no pockets.
He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him:
“Didn’t you tell me you were a banker?”
The young man answered:
“Yes, I did.”
To this the tailor said:
“Who ever heard of a banker with his hands in his own pockets?”
“Didn’t you tell me you were a banker?”
The young man answered:
“Yes, I did.”
To this the tailor said:
“Who ever heard of a banker with his hands in his own pockets?”
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#122
A robber pulled a gun on the bank clerk and manager saying, “Give me all the money! I need it to set myself up in a trade or profession. You know, initial investment is needed to cover the overheads until my cash flow is established.”
The bank manager said to the clerk, “You’d better do what he says, I think he means business.”
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#123
"Everyone in my family was a police officer, except for my grandad, who was a bank robber. He died last week. Surrounded by his family."
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#124
Why did the bank robber in a Pittsburgh Steelers jacket get away?
He was surrounded by people in Arizona Cardinals jackets who couldn't catch him!
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#125
A friend's business "Cooking with Spices" has not been successful.
His bank has called in the bay leafs.
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#126
"I do enjoy getting cash out of the bank and then throwing it in the river and watching it float away. I like studying my cash flow."
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#127
"Went to the bank and they told me they could offer me a credit card with no interest. I said, “Why are you bothering then?"
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#128
My bank manager doesn’t give my business ideas the credit they deserve.
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#129
A man is told the local bank offers mortgages with no interest.
The man enters the bank and says, "I’m here to find out about the mortgage."
Employee responds, "I don’t really care."
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#130
Why can’t cats work at the bank?
Because they can’t count money.
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#131
What’s the difference between a snow bank and a regular bank?
The snow bank doesn’t call security when you point a gun at it.
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#132
Why do bankers make really good musicians?
They have all the notes.
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#133
What’s a banker’s favorite rock song?
How Do I Get You ALoan.
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#134
What do electricians and bankers have in common?
They both deal with alternating currency.
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#135
Why can’t bankers cook?
There’s no accounting for taste.
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#136
Did you hear about the guy that robbed banks and his getaway “vehicle” was a baby sheep?
He’s still on the lamb.
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#137
Jones applied to a finance agency for a job, but he had no experience.
He was so intense that the manager gave him a tough account with the promise that if he collected it, he'd get the job.
He was so intense that the manager gave him a tough account with the promise that if he collected it, he'd get the job.
Two hours later, Jones came back with the entire amount. "Amazing!" the manager said. "How did you do it?"
"Easy," Jones replied.
"I told him if he didn't pay up, I'd tell all his other creditors he paid us."
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#138
Why don't sharks attack bankers?
Professional courtesy.
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#139
What's the difference between an investment banker and a pigeon?
A pigeon can put down a deposit on a Porsche.
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#140
After retiring, a banker decides that he wants to run a farm in Mexico. When he gets there, the locals give him a donkey as a present. However, the banker has never had a donkey before, and not knowing how to look after it properly, soon the donkey dies.
Being a banker, the man comes up with a cunning plan to make money out of the situation. He goes to the next town over, and starts selling raffle tickets, advertising the main prize as a strong stallion of a donkey. He charges 10 Pesos for a raffle ticket, and waits till the end of the day when he has sold 50 raffle tickets. He sets up a formal draw, and gets the local mayor to draw the winning ticket, after which he tells the winner to come and see him the next day to collect the prize. All the other town participants go home, having had a good time and enjoyed the raffle.
The next day the winner comes to collect the prize, but the banker shows him the dead donkey and apologizes saying the donkey died overnight and there was nothing he could do. He hands the winner his 10 pesos back and gives an extra 10 as a compliment. The banker himself pockets the rest of the 480 pesos.
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