In my personal experience, people make bank jokes only in two cases: they have either never taken out a loan or their relationship with the bank is so bad, there is nothing left but to laugh.
Money jokes aside (money pun intended!), dealing with your finances can be pretty overwhelming, and that’s why being financially literate comes in really handy. You don’t need to become an economist or a banker, but having an elementary understanding of how to manage your resources will help you not only better distribute your income but also find ways to increase it.
An interesting thing with jokes on finance is that whether you find them funny or not, many of them can actually teach you some financial wisdom. However, if you want to share a money joke with your friends or colleagues, make sure you know that they will take it well. Money and finances can be a sensitive topic, and in some societies it is even considered taboo, so you don’t want to offend people you care about.
But if you enjoy jokes about money, financial specialists, and the economy in general, we have a collection of jokes about banking you could read while waiting for your turn in the bank. If you are feeling especially adventurous, you can even share them with your bank operator and have a good laugh together.
#81
What is a bank’s favourite part of the tree?
The branches.
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#82
"Why do banks need to be better at restocking ATMs on Christmas? Because this is the 5th one I have been to that said insufficient funds."
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#83
What’s the difference between churches and banks?
Both take your money but only one gives it back.
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#84
Why did the smartphone go to court?
The power bank charged him with battery.
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#85
Why are piggy banks so wise?
They’re filled with common cents.
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#86
Did you hear about the guy who tried to rob a bank with a statue?
It was a bust.
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#87
Why did the fisherman become a banker?
He knew all about net worth.
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#88
What’s common between your mental health and your bank account?
Both are considered fund-a-mental to a successful life.
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#89
Why do bankers make really bad movies?
They’re tellers, not showers.
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#90
Why did the bison go to the bank?
To take out a buffaloan.
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#91
Why did the one-legged man go to the bank?
To check his balance.
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#92
Did you hear about the rival bankers?
There was a conflict of interest.
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#93
Why was Mr, Dolphin’s bank heist so successful?
Because it was a whale orca-strated plan.
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#94
What happened to the Archaeologists that just excavated an ancient bank?
It put them in financial ruin.
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#95
Why is it hard to buy stuff in winter?
The bank account is frozen.
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#96
Why are bank robbers in the UK so strong?
They’ve lifted a million pounds.
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#97
Did you all hear about the dwarf psychic that robbed a bank?
He’s a small medium at large.
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#98
What is the difference between a stalker and an admirer?
The number of zeroes in your bank account.
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#99
3 guys walk into a bakery; an investment banker, a government employee, and a tea partier.
The lady behind the counter puts out a dozen cookies.
Wall Street pockets 11 and tells the tea partier, "the government worker is trying to steal your cookie!"
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#100
What's the difference between an Investment Banker and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
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