In my personal experience, people make bank jokes only in two cases: they have either never taken out a loan or their relationship with the bank is so bad, there is nothing left but to laugh.
Money jokes aside (money pun intended!), dealing with your finances can be pretty overwhelming, and that’s why being financially literate comes in really handy. You don’t need to become an economist or a banker, but having an elementary understanding of how to manage your resources will help you not only better distribute your income but also find ways to increase it.
An interesting thing with jokes on finance is that whether you find them funny or not, many of them can actually teach you some financial wisdom. However, if you want to share a money joke with your friends or colleagues, make sure you know that they will take it well. Money and finances can be a sensitive topic, and in some societies it is even considered taboo, so you don’t want to offend people you care about.
But if you enjoy jokes about money, financial specialists, and the economy in general, we have a collection of jokes about banking you could read while waiting for your turn in the bank. If you are feeling especially adventurous, you can even share them with your bank operator and have a good laugh together.
#61
People who rob jewelry stores and banks are pretty bad.
But people who rob bakeries really take the cake.
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#62
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
They’re really good at saving.
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#63
What did the nut say when it held up the bank?
“Give me all the cashew have!”
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#64
"My uncle always told me he had a fortune in a safe deposit box.
He left me the key in his will. I went to the bank, trembling with anticipation, got access to the box, took it into the private viewing room.
I opened the box and looked in, there was an envelope inside, when I opened it, a folded piece of paper fell out.
I read it, and it said: “Good things are ahead for you. Your lucky numbers are 6, 10, and 13.”"
He left me the key in his will. I went to the bank, trembling with anticipation, got access to the box, took it into the private viewing room.
I opened the box and looked in, there was an envelope inside, when I opened it, a folded piece of paper fell out.
I read it, and it said: “Good things are ahead for you. Your lucky numbers are 6, 10, and 13.”"
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#65
What did the bank teller say to the patron?
“Bank you very much.”
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#66
What’s the hardest part about being addicted to banking?
The withdrawals.
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#67
Why did the banker die?
He cashed out.
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#68
"I went to the bank to apply for a personal loan. Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper. So they didn’t want to Post Malone."
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#69
If a banker and a lawyer were both drowning and you could only save one, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
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#70
A man visits his bank manager and asks, “How do I start a small business?”
The manager replies, “Start a large one and wait six months.”
The manager replies, “Start a large one and wait six months.”
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#71
Why did the post office have to recall a series of stamps depicting famous bankers?
People were confused about which side to spit on.
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#72
"I went to get tornado insurance for my camp site, but the bank refused. They said, “If your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”"
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#73
"What starts with 0 and end with 0? My bank account."
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#74
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
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#75
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!
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#76
A local bank is introducing a cash machine built into a tree.
If it’s successful, they might expand to other branches.
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#77
"I went to the bank and swapped 100 grapes for 50 raisins. Not sure about the currant exchange rate."
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#78
"A banker friend told me to put something away for a rainy day. I’ve gone for an umbrella."
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#79
Why can’t a bank keep a secret?
Because there are too many tellers.
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#80
Why did the baker rob the bank?
Because he kneads the dough.
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