Baldness is a modern problem in our society. It’s a common issue mostly for men than women. The Czech Republic (42.79%), Spain (42.6%), and Germany (41%) are the top three countries with bald people in which men have either lost their hair or are currently losing their hair. Asian men have the luckiest genes in this aspect. In China, the number of bald people is incredibly low. Therefore, bald guy memes are not really a thing in Asia.
The reasons for going bald can make a long list. Still, it’s impossible to solve this physically (unless you’re willing to go to Turkey for a hair transplant), and there is no vaccine against a receding hairline. But we have 98 bald people jokes to morally support yourself or your loved one. That is the power of bald jokes and bald man memes.
When you accept your problem, you cannot be offended. Larry David is the perfect example. Not only is he a balding person, but he has quite the arsenal of funny bald head jokes, is able to make fun of himself, and soon turn it around towards the listener. That’s the problem with jokes about bald heads — they can reflect off of them.
If you are looking for a way to help your bald friend, look no further than the list below. If a joke raises some hairs on your head — be sure to upvote it and comment down below about the reaction you got after telling one of them.
#41 When your hairline gives up before you do

What did my sister tell me when I became bald?
"Jack, you are so bald that even Bob, the builder can't fix it for you."
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#42 Polishing My Ego One Reflection at a Time
What did my wife say when I was going bald?
"Your head is so shiny that I can use it as a mirror."
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#43 Head so smooth, it’s basically a crystal ball
What is the funniest thing you can say to a bald man?
"You are so bald that I can simply rub your head and start predicting futures!"
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#44 Peak irony right there
What do you call a bald porcupine?
Pointless.
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#45 When life’s already slippery, just keep sliding
A bald guy slipped in the shower. Fell on his head and slipped again.
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#46 Hair today, gone tomorrow

What do you call a bald man on a windy day?
Fortunate.
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#47 Optimism Never Goes Out of Style
"Nobody wants to be alone. A recently divorced friend of mine is hopeful of once again finding romance. Beer belly, completely bald. I don't like her chances."
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#48 Plot twist: Lice panic time
What did the lice say to the bald man?
"I'm falling!"
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#49 Really putting the “cap” in captain fears
What are bald sea captains afraid of?
Cap sizes.
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#50 Well, that’s one way to go bald
"Doctor, doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in?"
"Yes, here is a paper bag!"
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#51 Plot Twist: Shorter Than Expected

"I see you don’t cut your hair any longer."
"No sir, I cut it shorter. "
"No sir, I cut it shorter. "
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#52 Feathered vibes, not bird-brained
How can you identify a bald eagle?
All his feathers are combed to one side.
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#53 Chess goals, but make it bald
"I like playing chess with bald people in the park. The problem is, it's kinda hard to find 32 of them."
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#54 Plot Twist: No One Left to Cut
A bald guy killed all the barbers in my town
Boy, that was a hair-raising tragedy.
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#55 Genetics: The Ultimate Barber
My friend was going bald.
So I asked him, "Who's your barber, genetics?"
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#56 Plot twist: Hair today, gone tomorrow

Why did Harry Potter suddenly go bald in his teens?
He lost his Hedwig.
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#57 Can’t Argue With That Pun
Why is it against the law to hunt bald eagles?
Because it's ill-eagle.
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#58 Pun intended, hair today gone tomorrow
What did the balding thief say in the wig store?
"Toupée or not toupée?"
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#59 Well, that’s an awkward family trait
What do diarrhea and baldness have in common?
They both run in your genes.
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#60 That punchline hit me right in the follicles
What sort of gun is a bald guy’s favorite?
One with a hair trigger.
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