#21 Focused dad energy detected
#22 Relationship realness hits different
#23 Plot twist: Bald really stands out
The first one says, "My husband has black hair so I will wear a black dress."
The second one says, "My husband has grey hair so I will wear a grey dress."
The third wife, on hearing this starts panicking. When asked she tells the other two, "My husband is bald."
#24 Not your average name game
#25 This joke is a play on words between “dreadlocks” (a hairstyle) and “dread locks” (fear of locks). The ideal title should reflect the pun and the humor. Here\'s a casual, witty subheading that fits the tone: \"Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow\"
Who is a Famous Bald Guy? 10 Famous Bald Celebrities
Baldness is not a choice for most men. Celebrities are humans, too. Regardless of many treatments, some can’t have their hair back. And for others, being bald is stylish and trending.
Gail Porter: “Bald is the new black!”
Telly Savalas: “We’re all born bald, baby.”
Larry David: “Women love a self-confident bald man.”
Gregg Wallace: “I’m the bald fat bloke off ‘MasterChef.”
Bruce Willis: “Hair loss is God’s way of telling me I’m human.”
Richelle E. Goodrich: “Anyone who looks good with a bald head is seriously sexy.”
Mackenzie Astin: “Have you noticed how most directors are either bald or gray-haired?”
Larry David: “Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man – there’s your diamond in the rough.”
Dwayne Johnson: “I’m not bald because I went bald. I’m bald because my hair is a cross between an afro and hair from a Lama’s ball sac.”
Johnny Vegas: “Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.”
#26 Bald Truths Nobody Talks About
#27 Finally, a sunny day that gets me too
#28 Plot twist: Hair actually wins
#29 Shampoo Sold Me This Joke
#30 More forehead, more wisdom
Why Do Women Find Shaved Head Men Attractive?
Often, men going bald worry about having a future partner because good, healthy hair leads them to think of themselves as handsome young men. If women deem hair loss as a loss of youth, it might be a problem. Still, if women find bald men attractive is more of a matter of personal choice. There’s no set-in-stone answer for this.
Skull Shaver’s research in 2023 surveyed 1,000 women, in which 87.5% find bald men attractive, and the rest (12.5%) responded negatively. Noteworthy statistics from the survey:
- 46.2% of women prefer a confident man (bald or not, it doesn’t matter)
- 36.8% recommended growing a nice beard (if you’re bald)
- 12.7% of women would go for someone with a fit and masculine body
- 10% of women recommend adding tattoos to rock a bald look
- 8.8% think a good style will make a bald man look attractive
- 6.4% of women think bald men are attractive and sexy by just being bald
To wrap this up, women do not prioritize a man’s hair when deciding to date a bald guy. Your personality, confidence, your personal style, and maybe tattoos will turn the cards in your favor.
#31 Hop to it, but backwards
#32 Plot twist: Chef’s just as surprised
#33 Unreasonably Optimistic Failures
#34 Worth every penny of the wild goose chase
"Well, I actually only charge a little for cutting it. What you're paying for is my search for it" - said the barber.
#35 Quarantine Hair Goals: Bold Moves Only
#36 Arnold Who? I’m Danny Vibes
