For seven years, people have sent in photos of their scariest Mall Santa outtakes to the CreepySantaPhotos.com website. Sometimes, Santa is legitimately sketchy. Threats of these side-eyed guys entering our homes in the middle of the night is a much worse punishment than coal in a stocking. But most times, the crying kids with wet pants are what make up our darkest dreams. We've dug through the archives to deliver some of the funniest, must-see, "say cheese" moments.
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#1 Mooooooooooooooooooooooom!
39points
#2 Make-up Horror Show
38points
#3 Great Vintage Santa
38points
#4 Santa Went 10 Rounds The Night Before
35points
#5 Santa + Balloon Animal = Bad
33points
#6 That Laugh Still Echoes In Their Dreams
31points
#7 "stand Nice And Still For The Camera, Little Girl..."
30points
#8 Cock-eyed Rawrs
27points
#9 Creepy Masked Santa Cops A Feel
27points
#10 Shopping Cart Nightmares
20points
#11 Moooooooooooom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mooooooooom
19points
#12 You're Never Too Old To Sit On Santa's Lap... But You'd Never Be More Wise Than To Pass On This One's...
18points
#13 It's That Time Of Year Again.... Creepy Santa Is Prowling. Send Us A Photo If You Happen To Catch Him In The Act!
15points
#14 This Guy Belongs On A Wanted Poster...
14points
#15 Beard Without A Face
13points
#16 Once Again, It's The Homemade Santa Suit That's The Scariest. I Don't Even Know If That Thing Is Human Underneath...
13points
#17 That Santa Suit Is A Giant "nope"
11points
#18 Looks Like Santa Just Got Released From The Penitentiary. Is Anyone Else Going To Have Nightmares Over Those Hands?
11points
#19 Sleepy Santa
11points
#20 Velvet Nightmares
10points