For seven years, people have sent in photos of their scariest Mall Santa outtakes to the CreepySantaPhotos.com website. Sometimes, Santa is legitimately sketchy. Threats of these side-eyed guys entering our homes in the middle of the night is a much worse punishment than coal in a stocking. But most times, the crying kids with wet pants are what make up our darkest dreams. We've dug through the archives to deliver some of the funniest, must-see, "say cheese" moments.
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#21 Trigger Warning Santa
9points
#22 Santa Just Told Him The North Pole Is Out Of Spidermen
8points
#23 Side-eyed Santa
7points
#24 Big Sisters Are The Best
7points
#25 Duck Dynasty Santa
7points
#26 Alert The Authorities! Killer Santa On The Loose!
7points
#27 On The 10th Day Of X-mas, Creepy Santa Gave To Me... Terrifying Texture
7points
#28 Raaawr
7points
#29 Scary Santa Has No Face
7points
#30 Would You Sit On His Lap?
6points
#31 Creepy Santa Sneaks Up On Baby
5points
#32 Creepy Santa Shops At Walmart/
5points
#33 Polish Santa Commands You To Obey!
4points
#34 Bad Santas
3points
#35 How Many Flasks Does This Santa Keep In His Pants?
3points
#36 Santa With An Eye-patch
3points
#37 Retro Creepy Santa
3points
#38 Merry @#$#@ing Christmas. Now Get Off My Lap And Go Fetch Santa His Bourbon
2points
#39 Blue Steel Santa
2points
#40 Airport Santa Teaches Kid To Fly
2points
