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157 Zombie Jokes That Are As Spooky As They Are Hilarious
Funny,Jokes,HalloweenOCT 21, 2022

157 Zombie Jokes That Are As Spooky As They Are Hilarious

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For someone who feasts on human brains every chance they get, you’d think zombies should be as smart as your average Brainy McBrain. However, literature and pop culture decided that no matter how many body parts you eat, you’ll still be just a moany, slightly rotten, limping scarecrow! Now, although that does seem a bit illogical, it doesn’t mean there aren’t any cool jokes to be made about zombies. On the contrary! The less logic, the better! And, if you’d like to see if this hypothesis is right, we invite you to check out our selection of these glorious zombie jokes that got us laughing, moaning, and hee-hawing.
So, besides some high-quality jokes about zombies, we’ve been thorough enough to scour the internets for some zombie puns, too. Who could resist the brain-grain one, anyway? Definitely not us, and we hope these cute puns intermingled with some spooky jokes will also tickle your funny bone as much as it did ours! And for those who just can’t imagine cute and zombie placed in the same sentence, there are also loads of appropriately creepy Halloween jokes too. What’s Halloween without a zombie, and what’s a zombie without a hilarious joke?
Now, the zombie jokes are just a smidgen further down - you should definitely check them out! Once you are done with that, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with anyone who you think might enjoy them as much as you!

#1

157 Zombie Jokes That Are As Spooky As They Are Hilarious
Why do many zombies go to sleep early?
They are dead tired.
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"If the zombie apocalypse ever happens, I'm just going to surround my house with outward facing treadmills. I should be fine."
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#3

What is a zombie s favorite language?
Latin, because it is a dead language.
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#4

What do zombies consult to find out their futures?
Horror-scopes!
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157 Zombie Jokes That Are As Spooky As They Are Hilarious
Who do zombies avoid eating, and why?
Clowns, because they taste funny!
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#6

What do you call a zombie that cooks stir-frys?
Dead Man Wok-ing.
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#7

What does a zombie do when he’s sick?
He groans and coffins!
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#8

Which is a zombie’s favorite room in a house?
The living room!
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#9

What do zombies do on their time off?
They brainstorm!
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157 Zombie Jokes That Are As Spooky As They Are Hilarious
What do you call a Mexican zombie?
Zombre!
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#11

What do you call a zombie that doesn't joke around?
Dead serious.
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#12

"Got attached by zombies but they didn't hurt me. Fortunately, they were looking for brains."
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#13

What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaiinss!!
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#14

How does a zombie greet you?
It says "Nice to eat you!"
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#15

What do you call a bite from a cold zombie?
A frostbite!
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#16

157 Zombie Jokes That Are As Spooky As They Are Hilarious
How do zombies fall asleep?
They count brain cells!
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#17

What is a zombie’s favorite cocktail?
A Bloody Mary!
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#18

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a legume?
A zom-bean!
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#19

What does a zombie call a brain freeze?
A frozen dinner.
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#20

Where did zombies go for a family meal?
Headquarters.
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