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"Is Zara OK?": 30 Pics Of Bizarre Items That Are Being Sold At Zara Right Now
SEP 10, 2023

"Is Zara OK?": 30 Pics Of Bizarre Items That Are Being Sold At Zara Right Now

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When it comes to the world of fashion, some people feel in the know and others see it as fully alien. But every now and then, a brand will release a selection of items so baffling, regular people and fashion enthusiasts will be brought together by the question “what were they thinking?” 
TikToker Caggiebaby dove into the depths of the worst items she could find from Zara. Denim where denim really shouldn’t be, unhinged pieces for cheap-looking items, and simply bizarre designs all feature. So prepare yourself, get comfortable as you scroll through, and be sure to upvote the weirdest piece you see. 
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#1

"Is Zara OK?": 30 Pics Of Bizarre Items That Are Being Sold At Zara Right Now
This is the art project of a small child. This is a wind chime after a hurricane that was outside and this is what remains. Those beads that you put in front of your doorframes but cheap and so scraggly. $129? I could make this and spend negative $5.
108points

#2

"Is Zara OK?": 30 Pics Of Bizarre Items That Are Being Sold At Zara Right Now
I feel like they're taunting me. This is not a real item. For real people. This is not for a human being. It's labeled as asymmetric. That is the Zara translation of half of something.
102points

Zara is not a company without its share of controversies. From pollution to child labor, the fast fashion industry seems to be attempting a speedrun of all the unethical things a company can do. Its factories in Brazil faced accusations of slave labor, while some customers in Turkey and elsewhere have purchased Zara items, only to find notes inside demanding people actually get the wages they are owed.  

So imagine you actually spend your hard-earned money on one of the items here, then get a little guilt note inside, telling you that you are supporting a company that refuses to pay its workers what they are owed. If you wonder how much that could be, employees in Bangladesh are sometimes paid less than $40 a month

#3

"Is Zara OK?": 30 Pics Of Bizarre Items That Are Being Sold At Zara Right Now
For $46 you can wear a man's crotch as a top.
95points

#4

"Is Zara OK?": 30 Pics Of Bizarre Items That Are Being Sold At Zara Right Now
If I saw someone wearing this out in the world, I would speak to them a little bit slower. I would assume something's going on. This is what would happen if you gave a small child full reign over a sewing machine and their own sewers. Told the three year old "look, design your own line, whatever comes to your mind, whatever you can imagine and just instruct these sewers on what you want and how to make it". You're going to wear this once for Halloween if you want to dress up as an escaped mental patient that has a sewing machine. That's going in the landfill guys!
91points

#5

"Is Zara OK?": 30 Pics Of Bizarre Items That Are Being Sold At Zara Right Now
In their most recent attempt to taunt me they have released the asymmetric denim cape. They are taking selling their factory swept floor scraps to the next level.
90points

You would think that all these “savings” could be used to hire more competent designers, but Zara seems to have a cost-limiting strategy there as well. Both MaXhosa by Laduma, an African brand and designer Tuesday Bassen have accused the company of stealing their work. So it’s not entirely clear if Zara can be blamed for the items in this list, as they may have just copy-pasted a design from someone else. 

#6

"Is Zara OK?": 30 Pics Of Bizarre Items That Are Being Sold At Zara Right Now
For $45.90 you can now be the proud owner of half an apron.
84points

#7

"Is Zara OK?": 30 Pics Of Bizarre Items That Are Being Sold At Zara Right Now
Dollarama bracelets for $30. I used to get these packs of bracelets in loot bags at Laser Tag birthday parties.
83points

#8

"Is Zara OK?": 30 Pics Of Bizarre Items That Are Being Sold At Zara Right Now
For a mere $40 you too can look this ridiculous. This is to be wrapped around your waist over your other clothes and perhaps... other denim.
80points

The processes involved in fast fashion might be enough to limit any real feedback on these items. Zara’s one business model states that once a design is finalized, it should be up for sale in a store (generally multiple) within ten to twelve days. It’s quite easy to see poor customer satisfaction with an item is unimportant. After all, everything is cheap and Zara can bet on at least a small portion of the items becoming fashionable. 

#9

"Is Zara OK?": 30 Pics Of Bizarre Items That Are Being Sold At Zara Right Now
This is what I would get for Christmas when I was five years old and there would be like a little girls makeup set in a package and this was like the carrying case. This is out of a gumball machine in Tokyo. Who's buying this? Not you. Not me. This is a social experiment to see how far we'll go just to buy new s**t.
75points

#10

"Is Zara OK?": 30 Pics Of Bizarre Items That Are Being Sold At Zara Right Now
This was made in a jewelry class called "Make jewelry in the dark".
74points

#11

"Is Zara OK?": 30 Pics Of Bizarre Items That Are Being Sold At Zara Right Now
You know what I don't appreciate? They try to make it look runway when you see it in a picture like this, but then you see it on its own - without the lighting, and the model, and the perfect hair cut, and the makeup artists - this is what you would borrow from your Uncle Carl, if you sh*t your pants at Uncle Carl's house and he's a mechanic. This is what he would lend you.
74points

As it produces around half a billion (with a b) items a year, they can’t all be winners. Indeed, one of the main criticisms of fast fashion is that it has huge carbon emissions producing poor-quality clothing that will end up in a landfill anyway. Zara isn’t alone here, its rivals like H&M operate with a similar model. 

#12

"Is Zara OK?": 30 Pics Of Bizarre Items That Are Being Sold At Zara Right Now
The wind chime also comes in the bra version for the same price. This looks like it was made in the dark by a monkey. $130 is groceries for a week.
69points

#13

"Is Zara OK?": 30 Pics Of Bizarre Items That Are Being Sold At Zara Right Now
This is the amniotic fluid of an alien spacecraft. It is one of those stretchy tops from the 90s that would be the size of your hand and then it would magically fit anyone. If this is already in your house, throw it in the garbage, donate it.
"Coming soon"? "Join the notification list to get this"? I would add my email to a waitlist to guarantee that I never have to see this bag again.
67points

#14

"Is Zara OK?": 30 Pics Of Bizarre Items That Are Being Sold At Zara Right Now
This was an extreme jumpscare for me. For $55.90 you can now wear the red alien vines from "War of the Worlds" that gave me nightmares for three years straight.
65points

Many of the items here look like they were taken straight from a collection of first-draft ideas. Zara itself reports that most items are designed in less than a week. And it shows. This only makes sense when you realize that Zara, by its own reports, aims to add 12,000 new items to its collections every single year. Reportedly, around 30,000 designs are rejected. If these were the winners, we are dying to see what were the losers. 

#15

"Is Zara OK?": 30 Pics Of Bizarre Items That Are Being Sold At Zara Right Now
If you buy this, you'll buy anything and your bank account information should be monitored and your card should be taken away from you. Your money spending habits should be put on like a Britney Spears kind of control hold that her dad had on her.
64points

#16

"Is Zara OK?": 30 Pics Of Bizarre Items That Are Being Sold At Zara Right Now
A melted ball of molten lava just dangling on your head.
63points

#17

"Is Zara OK?": 30 Pics Of Bizarre Items That Are Being Sold At Zara Right Now
This is awful. It took me a while to accept that these were real. Okay, this is what I would imagine, like, a group of scientists in school, they're learning how to be scientists, and they're given a 3d printer. And their first assignment is just f**king make something, it doesn't matter what it is. But as long as it sounds like this is your first project. This is what the guy that missed all the classes made last minute. These are earrings for an occasion. What is the occasion other than trying to deflect a BB gun pellet?
56points

Zara waves off the criticism of its process by stating that it can modify existing designs within two weeks to match shifts in demand. Executives argue that a shorter product life cycle helps them match consumer preferences, although we would love to hear and see what a focus group said about some of these denim monstrosities. 

#18

"Is Zara OK?": 30 Pics Of Bizarre Items That Are Being Sold At Zara Right Now
Reminds me of those birthday parties where you would paint a mug or a plate and then they'd put it in the oven and caramelize it and then deliver it to you after one to two weeks and you'd give it to your mom for Mother's Day.
54points

#19

"Is Zara OK?": 30 Pics Of Bizarre Items That Are Being Sold At Zara Right Now
Double buckle matrix glitch wide leg double waistband jeans. This is making me feel really weird. First thing I thought of when I saw this was the Black Cat in the Matrix. You know how you see it twice and you know there's been a glitch. Like, why am I seeing it twice? Why is it a little bit slanted but why is it still identical?
54points

#20

"Is Zara OK?": 30 Pics Of Bizarre Items That Are Being Sold At Zara Right Now
The uncircumcised heeled denim ankle boot for $119. Oh, God.
53points

Why exactly denim features so heavily is unclear. Certainly, workwear, in a case of blue-collar stolen valor, has become fashionable, however, denim is just one subset of materials that fit into this category. It’s entirely possible that Zara knows it can make denim very cheaply and is trying to boost its popularity. Cynics might also argue that these items make the rest of their collection look better in comparison. 

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