The world of jokes and puns is a vast and varied one. Our brains are wired to find certain things funny, and we’re always looking for new ways to make them work. The yoga community is no different, with some wild and charismatic yogis using humor as a way to connect with others… and then some just like a good laugh! Yeah, we know, yoga is associated with being calm and zen, but let’s face it, sometimes we can’t help but just break character and say something foolish.
Yoga and comedy have a lot in common. Both are rooted in tradition, deal with bodily expression, and involve personal growth and confidence. They also bring people together and spread fun and positivity. If you like to practice both of these ancient arts with your friends, these funny jokes about yoga are sure to get a laugh from your fellow yoga students! As yoga grows in popularity, so does the number of jokes made about it, so we’ve collected the best yoga jokes and puns we could find and included them all in our list for your fun and enjoyment!
#1
How does a T-Rex feel after practicing yoga? He feels like a dino-sore.
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#2
My favourite yoga position is sleeping.
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#3
What did the dyslexic cow say in yoga class? Oooooom.
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#4
Why does the demon go to yoga classes regularly? He loves to exorcise there.
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#5
Yoga? No thank you. I'll download an app to my phone so I don't have to stretch for the remote.
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#6
I’ve been practicing yoga for decades. Yep, it’s been a pretty long stretch.
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#7
What’s the most dangerous yoga move? Corpse pose.
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#8
What do the kids call yoga? Twister.
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#9
What is the most romantic yoga pose one can do? Pro-pose.
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#10
What do you call it when Jack Sparrow goes to classes? Pilates of the Caribbean.
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#11
Why did the shellfish go for yoga classes regularly? To get stronger mussels.
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#12
How did the ketchup bottle prove that it is good at practicing yoga poses? It said, "I can stretch from my head to-ma-toes".
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#13
I only do yoga so I can hold my arms up long enough to get my hair in a ponytail.
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#14
I gave my cat some almond milk the other day. Now she teaches hot yoga on Thursday nights.
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#15
Why did the bagel struggle in yoga class? It couldn’t find its center.
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#16
What do you call a bagel that has mastered yoga? A pretzel.
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#17
How does the yogi order a pizza slice? Make me one with everything!
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#18
What kind of yoga do you do in a casket? De-compose.
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#19
What did the yoga instructor want for her birthday? No gifts, only presence.
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#20
Using the toilet on the airplane means I'm certified to teach yoga now.
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