Yo Pandas, What Are The Weirdest Things Your Cat Has Done?

Honestly I could go on and on. My cat, Jessie, likes to go down the drains in the street. She's climbed on the roof before and just walked laps. She climbs in places where she definitely doesn't fit (my shoe box, the tiny space under the TV). She's stuck her whole leg in her treat bag, and likes to go in any cupboard that I open. I recently got her a laser pointer and she throws herself at the wall for it. This is just the tip of the iceberg.