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110 Yo Mama Jokes To Leave Your Friend Speechless
Funny,JokesFEB 21, 2022

110 Yo Mama Jokes To Leave Your Friend Speechless

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If you’re into some classic jokes, then we do have a selection for you! Reading this list with your mother might not be the best idea (unless she’s an absolute menace and has some legendary-tier yo-mama jokes up her sleeve.) Yet, there are a lot of occasions when they will count as adult-only jokes, so tread carefully. However, if you have friends you know will love these, crack away!
While some people won’t find yo-mama jokes funny, there is also a group of people who crave some stomach-twirling two-liners. It’s hard to adapt these short jokes in a casual conversation. But if you do, it often turns into a competition to see who has the absolute best yo-mama jokes.
Some of these lines can be offensive but as is with taste, there can be a lot of opinions about it. So keep your mind open and remember, these are just funny jokes meant to pull your moods up, not down.
Dig in and prepare for this collection of the best yo-mama roasts on the planet. Vote for your favorites, expand your arsenal, and show your friends the winning roasts on the globe!

#1 Yo Mama Jokes So Savage, Even She’d Laugh

Yo Mama Jokes So Savage, Even She’d Laugh
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
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32points

#2

Yo mama's so fat, when God said, “Let there be light,” he asked her to move out of the way.
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30points

#3

Yo mama's so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
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#4

Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
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#5

Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
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#6

110 Yo Mama Jokes To Leave Your Friend Speechless
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
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#7

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
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When you hear a sentence starting with “yo mama…”, you might feel that a situation is about to turn from bad to worse. However, if you are a connoisseur of the ‘Your Dear Maman’ joke, you might have an inkling that a very well-thought-out and creative insult is about to see the light of day. In an even better case, you might hear a yo-mama joke so good that it’ll knock you out of your socks, blow your hair out, and leave you browless for the rest of your life.

#8

110 Yo Mama Jokes To Leave Your Friend Speechless
Yo mama's so ugly, she walked into a Haunted House and walked back out with a job application.
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22points

#9

110 Yo Mama Jokes To Leave Your Friend Speechless
Yo mama’s so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
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#10

110 Yo Mama Jokes To Leave Your Friend Speechless
Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
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#11

110 Yo Mama Jokes To Leave Your Friend Speechless
Yo mama’s so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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#12

Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
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You might think that the “your mom” jokes originated somewhere in the past, together with the ‘90s comedies. However, there is indeed just one person responsible for creating this kind of corny joke. Would you be surprised if we told you it was the OG jokester William Shakespeare?

#13

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
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#14

110 Yo Mama Jokes To Leave Your Friend Speechless
Yo mama’s so fat she takes selfies in panoramic mode.
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#15

Yo mama’s so fat, the last time she wore a Red Cross t-shirt, a helicopter tried to land in her.
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#16

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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#17

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
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Well, he did, and you can find the original “your mother” joke in Act 1 Scene 1 of Timon of Athens, where a character implies that his enemy’s Maman is, in fact, a female dog. So, the next time you feel the urge to use a “yer ma” joke, remember that it is a language tool created by only the most excellent writer ever. And there's no shame in joking around in the same way as he did!

#18

Yo mama's so ugly, even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
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#19

Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
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#20

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
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