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30 Folks Speculate What They’d Do If Given Immortality, But Also Sent Back 3,000 Years Back
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30 Folks Speculate What They’d Do If Given Immortality, But Also Sent Back 3,000 Years Back

Viktorija Ošikaitė
Robertas Lisickis
Viktorija Ošikaitė and Robertas Lisickis
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Even though death has been around as long as human existence has, it’s one of the most mysterious and unknown things out there. As such, it sparks quite a bit of talk and philosophy in hopes of becoming more identifiable as an inevitability. And maybe we can find a way around it.
And if we do, we can only hope to be thrown back 3,000 years and then we’d be set because folks are already speculating what they’d do under such niche circumstances.

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30 Folks Speculate What They’d Do If Given Immortality, But Also Sent Back 3,000 Years Back
I’d totally appear in random moments throughout history and make sure I’m photographed (or painted)

jfk? I’m there. fall of the Roman Empire? I’m there. Boston tea party? I’m there. Standing about 300 feet away from the White House on Jan 6th 2021? I’m there. Just be some weird enigma of history.
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89points

#2

30 Folks Speculate What They’d Do If Given Immortality, But Also Sent Back 3,000 Years Back
It's a trap, you would end up in space because the earth was a a different spot back then, malicious genie detected
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80points

#3

30 Folks Speculate What They’d Do If Given Immortality, But Also Sent Back 3,000 Years Back
I might accept this but I would need more information. 3000 years ago would be like 976 BC. Would I show up where I live now, or some where else? Could I take anything with me. Is immortality just not aging and disease or does it include not being violently k***ed.
Tink2013, Pavel Danilyuk / pexels
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AskReddit has decided to be a bit less serious this time around. Now, everyone’s talking about the idea of being given immortality, but the caveat is that you’d have to travel 3,000 years back in time, to 976 B.C., a time when King David supposedly passed and King Solomon took over. At least you’d know for sure what had actually happened in that court.

#4

30 Folks Speculate What They’d Do If Given Immortality, But Also Sent Back 3,000 Years Back
Hell yeah would write my own bible and start a bonkers religion just for the fun😅
TheNobodyHimself, John-Mark Smith / pexels
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69points

#5

30 Folks Speculate What They’d Do If Given Immortality, But Also Sent Back 3,000 Years Back
I might be immortal but I'd still be a woman. So no, I don't think I could hack those 3000 years.
random_username_96, Karolina Grabowska / pexels
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68points

#6

30 Folks Speculate What They’d Do If Given Immortality, But Also Sent Back 3,000 Years Back
I've done 37 years and already feel about done lol
edit: this isn't a cry for help, just sayin a lot more time sounds like a nightmare.
bodycount19, Andrea Piacquadio / pexels
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Immortality is a relatively simple concept that has led to not-so-relatively-simple discussions and speculations across human history.

In simple terms, it’s eternal life without death. But it can also be speculated as life during life as well as life plus the afterlife. No matter the case, it has pretty much always been one of the biggest headaches for humanity.

#7

30 Folks Speculate What They’d Do If Given Immortality, But Also Sent Back 3,000 Years Back
No. Because I have kids who I love and if I'm immortal and they aren't....I mean...honest to goodness truth: I don't want to be alive if my children aren't.
mejok, Vidal Balielo Jr. / pexels
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#8

30 Folks Speculate What They’d Do If Given Immortality, But Also Sent Back 3,000 Years Back
You really can’t do it. You’d need incredibly specific conditions.
If it’s just the “no aging” immortality, good luck surviving for thousands of years. You’re probably gonna be put in a forest next to a bear or some s**t and die right away anyways. Or you’ll trip over something trying to get out of the forest, cut your leg, and die of infection. Or you’ll starve to death because you don’t know where you are and aren’t a wilderness man.
If it’s the “invincible can’t die” immortality then hooooooooly s**t. Gonna be a fun run. Let’s say humanity gets off Earth and you don’t sit here until the sun expands and engulfs the planet. So you’re not burning inside of the sun for billions of years. Maybe you tour the galaxy, great time much fun. You’re galactic god emperor! Way to go! What an accomplishment I mean boy howdy. How could it go wrong from here?
Well after a few billion years the andromeda galaxy collides with the Milky Way and your empire is toast. Oh well, it’s been a fun run. So what’s next? Good question, well, it’s 10^100 years of suffering. Waiting for the heat death of the universe. Does that kill you? Probably not, because you are pure magic. Protons have decayed. There is no universe. Just you. In empty abandon. Forever. It’s the worst possible thing that can be imagined.
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62points

#9

30 Folks Speculate What They’d Do If Given Immortality, But Also Sent Back 3,000 Years Back
No. No, that sounds awful all the way around. First off I do not want to be immortal second off I do not want to go back to a time when there are no flushing toilets. Yuck!
britishbobsyouruncle, Engin Akyurt / pexels
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Immortality is most commonly seen through a religious or faith-focused perspective. Virtually all cultures have some sort of take on it, either as a survival of the astral body that resembles the physical body, the immortality of the soul, i.e. an incorporeal existence, or a resurrection of the body or re-embodiment. And a lot of it touches upon the idea of whether souls exist?

#10

30 Folks Speculate What They’d Do If Given Immortality, But Also Sent Back 3,000 Years Back
Yes, I'm black. Let's just say there's going to be some changes around here.
jarmine550, Yan Krukau / pexels
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56points

#11

30 Folks Speculate What They’d Do If Given Immortality, But Also Sent Back 3,000 Years Back
I wouldn't want to do that. I'm scared of the person I would end up becoming by outliving everyone I ever care about, and having to do it over and over again with each person I meet. I feel like I would stop valuing human life and I would become a monster who views people as toys to amuse myself. My concept of time would also be warped due to it no longer being something I care about either.
I'm happy with the life that I have now, and I'd rather make the most of the time I have, rather than be immortal and have all the time in the world.
screechypete, Andrea Piacquadio / pexels
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44points

#12

30 Folks Speculate What They’d Do If Given Immortality, But Also Sent Back 3,000 Years Back
Immortal without health issues, being a perfectly healthy man with current skills and knowledge, then I am all okay to go all the way 3000 years back!
I can manage to build a better world!!!
nextdoorboy_chn, Julian Jagtenberg / pexels
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42points

On top of that, throw in the concept of immortality being related to personal identity because can a dead person be the same as the original person that once lived? The discussion essentially revolves around the soul, the body, and the psychology of it all.

Whatever the case, science offers quite little at this point, though it isn't idle.

#13

30 Folks Speculate What They’d Do If Given Immortality, But Also Sent Back 3,000 Years Back
Hang on 3000 years, you are either gonna be famous to live long, get caught by government and be used as a lab rat forever because youre never die, or living anonymously for the rest of your live.
I need another superpower other than being immortal tbh
ungratefulbatsard, Artem Podrez / pexels
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39points

#14

30 Folks Speculate What They’d Do If Given Immortality, But Also Sent Back 3,000 Years Back
Can you choose too die at any point? If not the 3000 years is irrelevant, I'm more concerned about being stuck alone in the void 900 quadrillion years from now. 
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37points

#15

30 Folks Speculate What They’d Do If Given Immortality, But Also Sent Back 3,000 Years Back
No pads, no antibiotics for UTI, slavery, and no Beyoncé. Double it and give it to the next person please.
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35points

Parapsychology has shown attempts to justify an afterlife. Apparently, secular futurists see tech allowing people to suspend death indefinitely with things like uploading your mind onto an electrical husk to house you, providing bodily immortality. At least for long enough for your mind to be able to be transferred back into a body so you can rinse and repeat life.

#16

30 Folks Speculate What They’d Do If Given Immortality, But Also Sent Back 3,000 Years Back
No, for 2 reasons.
1. The thought of living forever would be a nightmare for me.
2. I'm a woman, so...yeah, no way.
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34points

#17

30 Folks Speculate What They’d Do If Given Immortality, But Also Sent Back 3,000 Years Back
I'm honestly not sure I'm strong enough to deal with everyone around me dying, over and over. I am a pretty empathetic person, and I imagine at some point, you lose the ability to form that sort of emotional bond. I find the movie "The Man from Earth" (and its sequel) to be fascinating, but one of the things that struck me is that the main character, who has been alive since cave men were a thing, has a very hard time forming love bonds - he's seen everyone he cared about die so many times over that he's just moved past that emotional experience. I don't know if I could handle that, to be honest.
Also not sure I'd want to live through millennia of being oppressed and confined to the kitchen before being able to live as an equal to men. I really like my life, and would intellectually love to see society develop over time like that (am currently an academic), but it's a lot harder to do academic study in early universities if you're female, as I am. Pretty sure I'd be burned as a witch fairly quickly, so I hope immortality includes being able to heal quickly after injury or something.
a_statistician, cottonbro studio / pexels
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31points

#18

30 Folks Speculate What They’d Do If Given Immortality, But Also Sent Back 3,000 Years Back
Hell nah. Word will definitely get around about my immortality and then I'll just be subjected all sorts of s**t (torture, experimentation, etc). There's a show about a similar concept called Ajin.
lordthundy, Min An / pexels
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28points

This is by no means foreign for any of us as you quite likely have your own reasons for why you’d probably want to forego death.

First off, death entails pain and suffering. Possibly excruciating levels of them, in cases of terminal illnesses. But it can also be the pain others have to go through once you’re gone.

#19

30 Folks Speculate What They’d Do If Given Immortality, But Also Sent Back 3,000 Years Back
People who say they'd get bored with immortality have no imagination.
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#20

30 Folks Speculate What They’d Do If Given Immortality, But Also Sent Back 3,000 Years Back
Get early shares in apple, back then it’s just the fruit
Ok_Satisfaction_6680, Elizabeth Tr. Armstrong / pexels
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