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The Worst Things For Sale That You Can Actually Buy
FunnyAPR 26, 2019

The Worst Things For Sale That You Can Actually Buy

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In the olden days, well, about 20 or so years ago, shopping used to be very simple - you go to that one store, find two versions of a thing that you're looking for and buy the one that you like better. Easy peasy - no need to rely on some strangers' reviews, no need to compare between hundreds of versions of the same thing for sale and you can touch the object with your own hands before buying it. Sure, online shopping saves you the trip, but sometimes if you want to buy a pen, the Internet might throw thousands of pens for you to choose from. Time conserving? I don't think so! Also, there's always the temptation to see just what oddities you can buy online, and browsing deep into the Internets might carry you away into a sleepless night. So, to save you from a red-eyed day at work and to feed your curiosity, we've gathered a list of the worst, the weirdest and the most unexpected things to buy online.
Even if you consider yourself a hardened Internet surfer, these weird things might still raise your brow if not both of them. An urn with a glittery unicorn, a tungsten metal sphere that, as advertised, does nothing for measly 249 dollars and scented duct tape that you so desperately need is just the tip of the iceberg of these oddities. No, we are not saying that these are useless things, but most of them are either made for an uber specific task or fails to do the one thing they're destined for completely. Of course, these sellers are playing it smart catering the needs of their unique-minded clients, because if there's at least some demand, why not make a fortune out of it, right?
Well, we aren't convinced that anybody is making millions selling the weird stuff from this list, but hey, at least they're something fresh for our I've-seen-it-all eyes. So scroll down below for an Amazon freakshow and don't forget to vote for the worst things for sale!

#1 Man Glitter

Man Glitter
For the men who want to sparkle in their own way.
55points

#2 I Believe In Broccoli

I Believe In Broccoli
When there's nothing else left to believe in...
38points

#3 Evil Unicorn Horn For Your Cat

Evil Unicorn Horn For Your Cat
If your cat wasn't heinous enough, you can now Evilcornize it! Just an inflatable horn away from a trip to ER.
36points

#4 Crocheted Nose Warmer

Crocheted Nose Warmer
Always wanted to gaze into the distance dreamily, but your ever-cold nose would never let you do it? Eliminate this problem with a crocheted nose warmer in the shape of 'soft kitty' forever!
35points

#5 Shittens - Mittens For Your Poop

Shittens - Mittens For Your Poop
A groundbreaking solution for those unsatisfied with plain old TP - now you can really up your handiwork game.
31points

#6 Panwaffle

Panwaffle
Everybody loves pancakes and waffles and now you can combine them in one pan and get neither!
31points

#7 Horse Lamp

Horse Lamp
Honey, we need to talk about the horse in the room.
30points

#8 Facebook Shower Curtain

Facebook Shower Curtain
Now you cannot escape the power social media even in your private shower time! How great!
30points

#9 Banana Surprise

Banana Surprise
Listed as a 'toy' this banana surpriser lets you fill your bananas with, let's say, more bananas!
30points

#10 Earthworm Jerky

Earthworm Jerky
If you want to feel closer to The Earth, why not trying some Earthworm jerky! The reviews, though, state that it's the worst worm jerky they've ever tried.
30points

#11 Parking Guide

Parking Guide
Always hitting that back wall when parking in your garage? Then this parking guide is what you need! And for only about 10 dollars you get a uniquely colored, orange tennis ball (because the neon yellow ones are surely less visible) and a string! Ingenious!
29points

#12 Ear Cups

Ear Cups
No, these ear blinders do not work as a shield for BS - they are the least elegant non-electrical hearing aid!
28points

#13 Boxing Tennis Ball

Boxing Tennis Ball
Tennis balls and strings add up to many amazing combinations - this one definitely doesn't leave you with a bruise on your forehead. Definitely!
28points

#14 Pizza Pouch

Pizza Pouch
Lets you carry your prized slice wherever you go!
28points

#15 Sled Legs

Sled Legs
Now you can both run and slide down the hills (not at the same time)! Hopefully, you're not very fond of your front teeth.
27points

#16 Rasta Dog Costume

Rasta Dog Costume
Well, yeah, that...
27points

#17 Scented Duct Tape

Scented Duct Tape
The real question here is why there isn't a duck-scented duct tape yet? Meanwhile, you can use this orange cream scented one for packing your boxes.
26points

#18 Finger Stylus

Finger Stylus
With this finger stylus you can finally control both your phone and your tablet with a finger. What a relief!
25points

#19 Unicorn Urn

Unicorn Urn
An enchanted urn for when you smoked too much weed dealing with your grief.
24points

#20 A Tungsten Metal Sphere

A Tungsten Metal Sphere
A metal sphere that does absolutely nothing for 249 dollars? Where can I get one?!
22points
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