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41 College Admissions Lies That Were So Dumb They Made Officers Stop In Their Tracks
Funny,FailsAUG 27, 2025

41 College Admissions Lies That Were So Dumb They Made Officers Stop In Their Tracks

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For many students, college is the first step to a bright and successful future. However, to get into the institution of their desire, some students are ready to commit a little deception. Admission statistics show that Americans are submitting more college applications than ever before. Compared to previous years, the 2024-2025 cycle saw a 6% increase in total applications.
But quantity doesn't amount to too much if the quality isn't there. And some applicants embellish their applications so much that they start to look sus. Recently, one netizen asked admissions officers to share the most outrageous claims they saw. They wrote: "College admissions officers, whats the worst example of lying in an application you reviewed?"
A little lie never hurt nobody, people like to say. Yet these lies might've cost some young people a spot at the college of their dreams. And they're also a good lesson in what not to include in your college applications!

#1

41 College Admissions Lies That Were So Dumb They Made Officers Stop In Their Tracks
I think the most obvious “face-palm” moment I encountered was a long personal statement about an applicant losing his mother to cancer and how this inspired to him to live a more positive life with a new outlook on life….and listed his main contact number as his “mother’s cell phone.”

We needed to contact him about an issue with his transcripts. Curious, I double-checked that there was no “step-parent” mention in either his essay or family information section of the application, but the essay was also written about the very recent passing of his mother, so I did not truly believe there would be a new mother within 3 months, but you never know.

I called him on his self-indicated main contact number, only to have a lovely conversation with his startlingly-alive mother! So either I stumbled into some newly-acquired gifts as a medium, or that essay was a fabrication.
53points

#2

41 College Admissions Lies That Were So Dumb They Made Officers Stop In Their Tracks
Worst lie? Submitted a fake "official" transcript. But they screwed up our mailing address, so it was returned to sender. They had the wherewithall to use the return address for the school they were faking, so it was sent "back" to that school's registrar. The registrar reached out to me to be like hey, this student didn't go here....
45points

#3

41 College Admissions Lies That Were So Dumb They Made Officers Stop In Their Tracks
My dad has reviewed apps for a summer research program before. One guy put he started a nonprofit that helped 800k North Korean refugees establish themselves (for reference, there’s 200-300k total).
44points

Most of us probably cheated at least once in school. Whether it was during a test, an oral exam, or just a simple exercise in class, even the most academically devout sometimes come unprepared. But cheating in your college application is a whole different beast: the stakes are wildly different.

Still, the amount of students who admit embellishing their college applications is staggering. According to integrity researcher David Rettinger's study, 70% of American college students admit to cheating in some form during their college years. And when it comes to falsifying information in their admissions applications, 61% said they included "untrue information to some part."

#4

41 College Admissions Lies That Were So Dumb They Made Officers Stop In Their Tracks
I had a student show up with an essay draft in which he talked about volunteering at a nonprofit in Africa where he held dying children in his arms until they were dead. Moved by the experience, he began teaching Africans how to ferment their vegetables so they wouldn’t starve to death anymore.

When I finished reading, I looked up at him and said, “Why did you write this?”

He said he thought it would make him stand out.

“Have you actually been to Africa?”

“No.”

I insisted that he would stand out more by figuring out a way to share his story. We spent a long time talking about his accomplishments, interests, and beliefs before I made a single suggestion, but by the time we were finished, I saw a total shift in his attitude. It really makes a difference when someone makes you feel like you are important and you are enough.
40points

#5

41 College Admissions Lies That Were So Dumb They Made Officers Stop In Their Tracks
Oh man my time to shine.

Funniest example? Submitted fake letters of reference. I was suspicious of the email address for one recommender so I Googled them to try and find a different way to contact them to verify they actually submitted the letter. The person had been dead for almost two years.
38points

#6

41 College Admissions Lies That Were So Dumb They Made Officers Stop In Their Tracks
Someone claimed that his sister was ki**ed in a t**rorist bus bombing in Jammu and Kashmir when he was nine. It was the kind of thing that would be in the news (and thus verifiable), so I tried to look up the details. There *was* a t**rorist attack on a bus in India around the time, but it was a shooting--not a bombing--and it wasn't in J&K. When I confronted him about it, he admitted that he never even had a sister. He was involved in right-wing Indian politics, and he essentially made up the story to justify his Islamophobia. It was disturbing.
37points

You might think that admissions officers spend hours on one application and rigorously check the validity of its claims. But the reality is different; experts say that the majority of applications are not fact-checked. 

The American Association of Collegiate Registrars and Admissions Officers consultant Michele Sandlin explains that admissions officers are simply too overwhelmed with the sheer amount of applications to check if every single claim in them is true. 

Some facts they can check: things like grades, previous schooling, teacher recommendations, and test results. But personal stories in the essays are much harder to verify, and there have been some students who masterfully fooled admissions officers with their tales and got into the best colleges in the country.

#7

41 College Admissions Lies That Were So Dumb They Made Officers Stop In Their Tracks
I was reading MBA applications for a top 20 business school.

A guy wrote that his dream was to create a not for profit that painted murals in the inner-city using photovoltaic (glow in the dark) paint. He was trying to combine social service (not for profit & inner city) with sustainability (mural paint that glowed by itself?). The admissions department thought he was an interesting candidate with strong community values.

I was 99% sure the whole story was BS.

This was a suburban kid with a mainstream background trying to look interesting.

I cold called him and asked him to walk me through his dream project. He couldn't do it. So I asked “Is this for real?” and he confessed he made the whole thing up. The shame of it was that his grades were good and the rest of the application made sense.

He would have gotten in if he had simply told the truth.
36points

#8

41 College Admissions Lies That Were So Dumb They Made Officers Stop In Their Tracks
Student wrote about his experience in the womb. While this isn't technically lying, it's pretty d**n WTF ARE YOU THINKING?!
33points

#9

41 College Admissions Lies That Were So Dumb They Made Officers Stop In Their Tracks
I had a student write an essay about holding her grandmother's hand while she died, watching the heart rate monitor, and feeling a sense of peace. Upon questioning, she was THREE when her grandmother passed. She said she didn't really remember it, but her mother had told her about it.
28points

According to academic integrity researcher David Rettinger's study, 34% of students claim they've written untrue stories for their applications. And he says that students see little incentive to stay truthful. "If they lie on their application, what happens when they get caught?" he invites us to consider. "The worst thing that happens is the thing that would have happened anyway: that they won't get in. They're not thinking of the bigger consequences, the cultural values."

#10

41 College Admissions Lies That Were So Dumb They Made Officers Stop In Their Tracks
Homeschooled applicant where the mom's transcript reported all As but the transcripts directly from community college (for dual enrollment) showed Cs and Bs...
27points

#11

41 College Admissions Lies That Were So Dumb They Made Officers Stop In Their Tracks
Most outrageous case: An applicant lied about her sibling having Down syndrome. We audited the student after their counselor reached out to us.
26points

#12

41 College Admissions Lies That Were So Dumb They Made Officers Stop In Their Tracks
Many applicants inflate the number of hours in their activities to the point that they would be sleeping an average of 30 minutes each night.
24points

In 2018, a Louisiana school got caught fabricating applications to get their students into top colleges. The T.M. Landry College Preparatory School faked the students' transcripts and up-from-hardship stories, basing them on racial stereotypes. The school's hopes got squashed, however, when an investigation by The New York Times uncovered the truth.

#13

41 College Admissions Lies That Were So Dumb They Made Officers Stop In Their Tracks
Aw man, why am I always too late for these things! I work in the IT-deparment of a quite prestegious business school, which means that everyone will try their hardest to get into a programme. I once heard that an applicant had attached a picture of a street sign in Australia as proof of his "experience abroad". He wasn't even included in the picture, it was literally just a picture of a road sign!
23points

#14

41 College Admissions Lies That Were So Dumb They Made Officers Stop In Their Tracks
I have a lot but triplets and their cousin all in the same graduating class at a high school used the same expensive independent college consultant. She wrote their (bad) essay for them and submitted the same one for all four students.

We rejected all four and took a step further to notify the other schools they applied to (back when Common App asked and students willingly put their whole college list — never do that). One had already been admitted to Notre Dame and had it rescinded. The parents and students accused us of lying and threatened to sue until we simply showed their identical four essays. I think they turned on the consultant after that.

Best part. This was a prominent college consultant in her 60s who was working with some of the most affluent schools in a large TX city for decades. We ended up combing back through all the essays from the area that year and found a few more. We didn’t bother looking into past years. AI would have been nice back then.
21points

#15

41 College Admissions Lies That Were So Dumb They Made Officers Stop In Their Tracks
Someone wrote a very lovely and extensive essay on how they wanted to go to Vanderbilt. For an application to American in DC.
21points

However, experts say that cases like T.M. Landry are an exception, not the rule. Consultant at the College Essay Mentor service Christopher Hunt explained to The New York Times that Landry is an extreme.

"There is an alignment of incentives to work the system," he said. "Much more common is students, parents and school college counselors trying to figure out what admissions officers 'want' and molding students' lives and applications to the vision of success."

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41 College Admissions Lies That Were So Dumb They Made Officers Stop In Their Tracks
I've seen badly photoshopped transcripts. Mostly out of specific international countries where the schools have a history of fabricating transcripts.

There was app that was talking so elegantly about music, their supposed expertise, and when they submitted a music supplement, it got the lowest faculty rating lol. Don't know if that's lying or being delusional or both. Funny all the same.
20points

#17

41 College Admissions Lies That Were So Dumb They Made Officers Stop In Their Tracks
Parents who fill out their kid's app and then mistakenly put either their name, date of birth, or SSN on the student's app.
20points

#18

41 College Admissions Lies That Were So Dumb They Made Officers Stop In Their Tracks
I'm a professional consultant and not a former AO, but there are several instances in my career when I refused to continue working with a student, or they refused to continue working with me, because I would not support fabricated information.

A student who spent time in Afghanistan wrote in an essay draft that the Taliban bombed a television studio he was working in because it aired a documentary he made about women's education. There *was* a bombing on the TV studio around that time, but he was nowhere near the building, and the Taliban's stated reason was the TV station's coverage of military activities. I'll also add that I met only with the kid's dad, and it was clear that he would be the one revising the essays. When I insisted that I meet directly with the student and explain that he needed to be honest (and that AOs could discover what I did), the dad ghosted me.
17points

Other experts told The New York Times that they don't mind parents helping with applications. As long as they don't do the whole work, it's acceptable. Most admissions officers agree that it's fine for parents and teachers to help students. The admission process is a daunting and difficult process, and it's okay to ask for support. 

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41 College Admissions Lies That Were So Dumb They Made Officers Stop In Their Tracks
Teacher here, not an admissions officer (I’m here because my kid is applying soon). I got a call from the guidance counselor because a student listed 4 years of a leadership role in a club I advise. Nope, that’s a lie.

First the kid tried to say they *meant* that they participated all 4 years. Um, no you didn’t. Then they confessed they didn’t think anyone would check.

Makes me wonder how many lies get through if they’re plausible.
17points

#20

41 College Admissions Lies That Were So Dumb They Made Officers Stop In Their Tracks
Never been an AO, but been around the industry and personally know some.

Saw a mom literally typing her son's college essays. She wasn't even trying to hide it. The essay was filled with words and sentence structures the student couldn't possibly have formulated.
16points
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