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Wherever you are, Janet. Thank you.
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My brother's birthday is exactly 2 months after mine. He had a party with a lot of friends over, and my dad bought him a $25 Nerf gun. This was over 20 years ago, but still hurts my feelings lol.
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Adding to the list of worst gifts, gift-giving expert Leah named three things to avoid gifting unless the person asks for it.
First up are memberships of any kind. “Unless they've explicitly told you that they want to try said membership,” she says. “Imagine getting a gym membership somewhere that you didn't ask for—think about how you might respond. This is not limited to gyms. I love to work out, I'd love a membership, but that's only because I'd ask for it."
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It was my 18th birthday and I was at boarding school. I got a package in the mail and you know how that is if you've ever been away from home.
I eagerly opened it and the list was as follows:
1. A selective service draft registration card. My family knew I was adamantly anti-military.
2. A book by Andy Rooney. I thought Andy Rooney was funny when I was 8, not 18.
3. A card. The front said "Happy birthday! Don't get excited, there's no money in here." I opened the card. There was indeed no money in it and the printed message said "what are you looking in here for, we said there's no money in here."
I got a better gift from the damned house mother which was one of those crappy sheet cakes from a grocery store.
My family wondered why I never went home when I was in college.
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Three years earlier he told me he was sorry about my struggle to pay tuition and then bragged about spending $12,000 on an engagement ring.
Oddly enough third wife and I are super close now and the jewelry is getting willed to me. Although I fully expect him to steal it for wife #4 if he outlives her. He’s a scumbag.
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I am not Jewish and I am a guy. It sits on my bookcase. Visitors see it and ask questions. I am not married and I have no kids. .
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Statistics show that the top 4 worst gifts a person could receive are bad romance novels, diet plans, car manuals, and soap on a string.
In addition, a poll of 2,000 people labeled friends, children, and colleagues as the worst present givers.
However, after receiving a useless item they will probably never use, 27% graciously accept it and 17% even pretend to be overjoyed.
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When Christmas rolled around, my aunt gifted me the almost-expired bag of chocolates that *I* bought and she hid for some reason.
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The front was a stretched clip art cartoon teenager next to 16 clip art poops all stacked up.
The inside said "Sixteen years old?! I didn't know they could stack s**t that high!"
The envelope contained 1 dime.
He was of sound mind, but also a huge a*****e.
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Then, on my 40th, my mom gets me a beautiful birthstone ring. Again, over the moon. Then she tells me that my sisters love theirs too. What? Their birthdays are not near mine.
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