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35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations
FunnyJUN 7, 2024

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations

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Drinking can be fun during the first few hours when the happy buzz kicks in. But things can get murky once you get past a certain threshold of inebriation. 
This is usually when many people pass out or go on autopilot and do something they’ll regret the next day. The stories you’re about to read are more of the latter, where supposed merry intoxication turned unpleasant and embarrassing. 
These short accounts are responses to a post by TikTok user dietcokegirl222. She asked for the worst thing people do while they are drunk. According to her, she did this to feel better about herself. 
Read through this list and see if you’ve been in any of these sticky situations.
Image credits: dietcokegirl222

#1

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations
Tripped over a guys foot and his prosthetic leg came off, I then grabbed it and tried to put it back on for him like I knew what I was doing
210points

#2

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations
We were tossing glow sticks down the street and I launched one about 30 feet away and looked down in my hand only to realize the glow stick was there and I actually threw my brand new iPhone
179points

#3

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations
got drunk at my friend’s house and accidentally got into his parents bed with them
174points

#4

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations
Called my mom cuz I was too drunk to drive and we got in fight and I ran like 3 miles while she slow chased me in the car & ppl thought she was tryna kidnap me
162points

Many see alcohol as a truth serum that helps them bring out their “real” selves. This isn’t the case, according to licensed therapist Jennifer Worley.

“The behaviors and emotions exhibited while intoxicated are just a part of a person’s broad spectrum of feelings and reactions,” she told Healthline. “They don’t necessarily represent their core character or values.”

#5

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations
I threw up on a goat, and then cried for hours. I went back first thing the next morning and gave her a bath I felt so bad
156points

#6

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations
I broke into a museum and passed out and woke up to a tour guide telling me she’s calling the police while the whole tour group took pictures
129points

#7

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations
I went into the restaurant/bar that I used to work at and started seating customers for dinner
115points

In terms of peeling back the layers of one’s personality, drunkenness is more of a revelation and characterization of what’s happening internally. 

“While it is difficult to conclusively say that someone is more real when under the influence, it is safe to say that what you see is a more accurate portrayal of what is going on inside of that person,” family and marriage therapist Dr. Joel Touchet said.

#8

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations
Tried to hide from a cop under a couch that was not high enough to crawl under (so the couch was just on top of my body and hanging off the floor)
115points

#9

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations
I crashed a very important wedding. Didn’t realize I was standing at the altar and asked the priest who died
114points

#10

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations
Tried to go upside down on stripper pole and fell on my head and blacked out in front of 100 people (two nights ago)
107points

#11

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations
Traded my car/apartment keys and wallet for a box of orange flavored cupcakes
107points

#12

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations
Got kicked out of a concert- carried out by security by all 4 limbs even. Tried to sneak back in but they grabbed me. My best friend found me balling my eyes out in the clutches of a homeless woman
101points

#13

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations
Not me but my friend snuggled up with a homeless man in the alley outside of the bar. Got inside his cardboard box and everything.
96points

#14

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations
Called two of my exes and they both showed up
91points

Alcohol abuse is known to affect one’s physical health in a myriad of ways. But as Worley revealed, it can also cause lasting behavioral and cognitive changes. 

“Over time, these changes can contribute to personality shifts, especially if the brain damage is significant,” she explained. “Moreover, long-term alcohol misuse can exacerbate or lead to mental health disorders, which can further influence personality.”

#15

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations
walked into my neighbors LIVING ROOM (uninvited) to say hi because I noticed that their lights were still on. On a Monday night.
89points

#16

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations
Got black out drunk, woke up in some random guys dorm room after having thrown up on his Christmas tree, he'd been sitting watching me sleep, and proceeded to show me his coin collection
88points

#17

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations
My friend woke up with a tortoise in her bag and a whole pizza cramed in her purse.
83points

#18

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations
I was a police reported missing person for 8 hours when in reality I was asleep outside of my favorite pizza shop…needless to say my friends are terrible at hide and seek
83points

#19

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations
don't remember this but posted a voice note to my story saying I'm lost and scared asking for help everyone thought I was kidnapped police where called search stated..I was in my shed
83points

#20

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations
puked on the stairs at a bar and then proceeded to fall down the same stairs
77points
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