In theory, choosing a domain name is a simple task. It has to be short, smart, memorable, easily spelled, and communicate your business message. Easy-peasy, right? Let's say you've done an excellent job, and now you are ready to register.
Wait! Look again. Are you sure no dirty words are hiding in the letters of longer words and their combinations? Honestly, you wouldn't want to end up as a bad website example. As we've learned from the Top 15 Epic Fails In Company Logos there might be hidden male genitalia in every picture. So forget your company name and the words you've used in your domain name for a while. Look at it with the eyes of a child. Did it end up fit for worst-named website awards?
To warm up, take a look at these unfortunate names of random websites. So many of the domain creators failed their task of double-checking that now we are fully equipped for a list of funny websites below. If you're serious about avoiding these pitfalls, try FullStory's Website Experience Score to see how your site performs across usability, design clarity, and visitor behavior. It’s like getting a report card—before someone else roasts your site on Reddit.
1. Itscrap.com
IT Scrap
2. Whorepresents.com
Who Represents?
3. Penisland.net
Pen Island
4. Expertsexchange.com
Experts Exchange
5. Speedofart.com
Speed Of Art
6. Nobjs.org
North Of Boston Jewish Singles
7. Gotahoenorth.com
Go Tahoe North
8. Lesbocages.com
Les Bocages
9. Americanscrapmetal.com
American Scrap Metal
10. Masterbaitonline.com
Master Bait Online
11. Therapistinabox.com
Therapist In a Box
12. Analemma.org
Analemma Society
13. Therapistfinder.com
Therapist Finder
14. Wintersexpress.com
Winters Express
15. Swissbit.ch
Swiss Bit
16. Dicksonweb.com
Dickson Web (now redirected to dicksondata.com)
17. Therapist.com
Therapist
18. Budget.co.ck
Budget Cook Island
19. Mp3shits.com
MP3s Hits
20. Kidsexchange.net
Kids Exchange
21. Choosespain.com
Choose Spain
22. Bendover.com
Ben Dover
23. Bitefartcafe.rs
Bitef Art Cafe
24. Powergenitalia.com
Powergen Italia (accessible only via the Wayback Machine)
25. Cumstore.co.uk
Cumbria Storage Systems (accessible only via the Wayback Machine)
26. Teacherstalking.org
Teachers Talking
27. Ladrape.com
La Drape
28. Childrenswear.co.uk
Children's Wear
29. Molestationnursery.com
Mole Station Nursery (now redirected to molerivernursery.com)
30. Oldmanshaven.com
Old Man's Haven
Reader suggestions:
Childrenslaughter.com - children's laughter, now redirects to a hyphenated version of the URL. (timjinx)
Enjoypot.co.kr - a pottery teaching company in Korea (Kowi)
Analisajoy.com - the website about the diary of a newborn Analisa Joy. (Joel)
Webone.com - an old Australian ISP Web One. (Joel)