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People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers
FoodAPR 27, 2024

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers

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Food is, pun very much intended, the ultimate matter of taste. Everyone has their favorites, their restrictions and those few dishes that end up being irresistible. But by the same token, some combinations or techniques are so baffling, folks had to share them online. 
Someone asked “What is considered a crime against food?” and people shared the culinary “delights” they think should never have seen the light of day. From poor taste to truly abominable recipes, get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote the worst examples and be sure to share your own thoughts in the comments section below. 

#1

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers
Putting gold flakes or wrapping food in gold. It adds no extra flavor or texture. It's just there for show.
155points

#2

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers
I will defend this one until my dying breath.
Candy corn DOES NOT... belong on pizza.
153points

#3

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers
The gelatin everything trend from the 50s. Got some leftovers? Put it in jello! Fold in mayonnaise so it's slightly opaque! Just open up whatever cans you have in the house - pineapple, corn, olives, chicken - and layer them all into a mold shaped like a fish! Is there fish in here? Who knows, who cares! God is dead and only aspic remains.
133points

#4

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers
Remember when the British colonized the entire world for spices and then created their breakfast delicacy…. beans on toast? Sincerely, an Indian.
129points

#5

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers
Biting into a Kit Kat without separating the bars.
121points

#6

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers
Using a donut as a hamburger bun. I've seen it. Good god, people.
120points

#7

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers
One day I saw one of my coworkers open an Oreo, scrape the cream into the freaking garbage, and eat only the cookies. Apparently it's 'too sweet' for her. I almost called 911. A part of me died inside that day, knowing such behavior exists.
114points

#8

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers
Overcooked, chewy seafood. What a waste of expensive ingredients.
101points

#9

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers
My ex-wife used to boil ribs so they tasted mushy. Then, she'd get offended when I took over the rib-cooking responsibilities and made them in a smoker. No one should have to eat boiled ribs.
101points

#10

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers
I know quite a few people that enjoy iced coffee and lemonade together. Sounds like a crime against beverages to me.
82points

#11

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers
A friend of mine used to take two Pop Tarts and a chicken patty and make a sandwich out of them. True story.
78points

#12

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers
Using ketchup as a base for pizza or pasta sauce.
71points

#13

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers
Putting ranch or ketchup in soup.
67points

#14

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers
Microwaving ice cream...not to melt it slightly and make it easier to scoop, but rather to make full on ice cream bisque.
65points

#15

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers
I used to live with a roommate, and every time a bottle of sauce was about 2/3 empty, he would fill it up with water and shake it before to 'get his money's worth.' I thought it was absolutely disgusting.
65points

#16

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers
My sister eats green bell peppers filled with whipped cream. She's been doing it since she was 7 years old, and I have insisted from the very beginning that it's gross and wrong. I tried it recently just to say I have, and it's just as gross as you might imagine — like you're having salad and dessert at the same time.
63points

#17

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers
In Buffalo, eating your wings with Ranch dressing is a offense that is punishable by exile to Cleveland.
60points

#18

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers
Carrying a pizza box vertically instead of flat.
57points

#19

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers
I had a friend who would make really good sushi, but they put Altoids mints in it. Not a great taste.
56points

#20

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers
Not adding salt to water when making pasta.
56points
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