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50 Times People's Birthdays Went Wrong
Funny,FailsAUG 30, 2021

50 Times People's Birthdays Went Wrong

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"Today is yours," we tell people on their birthday. "Enjoy it."
But sadly, nobody, not even Einstein, has owned that much time. If any. And in case we forget, the universe likes to remind us of that.
Bought 60 doughnuts for the office to celebrate? Too bad, you'll need to self-isolate and work from home. Baked yourself a cake? Oops, the floor ate it all.
So what do we do when we get the short end of the stick? The only thing there's left. Laugh. Here's an exclusive Bored Panda list of the most unfortunate birthdays. Enjoy!

#1 I Was The Only One Who Turned Up To My B-Day Party. So I Got Some Balloon Friends To Join

I Was The Only One Who Turned Up To My B-Day Party. So I Got Some Balloon Friends To Join
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#2 The Worst Birthday Card I've Ever Gotten

The Worst Birthday Card I've Ever Gotten
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Birthday rituals are historical and universal events, which have been around since the prehistoric era. But in ancient history, only the privileged had birthdays; the "parties" were solely reserved for kings and nobility members.

Familiar birthday customs and symbols are currently seen among most cultures, however, some people have adopted unique traditions, characterized by their values and way of life.

For example, in ancient Japan, children often died young, so nowadays, in addition to their actual parties, they participate in the 7-5-3 celebration (Shichi-go-san), held on November 15. The name refers to the ages of the children celebrated: any child who reaches age three, boys who reach age five, and girls who reach age seven. They put on fine clothing and visit a religious shrine in thankfulness for their health.

#3 My Kid During His Birthday Safari

My Kid During His Birthday Safari
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#4 Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!
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#5 Thank You, Facebook

Thank You, Facebook
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Another interesting tradition is in Nepal, where it's considered good luck for the birthday girl or boy to have brightly colored rice yogurt smeared on their forehead. There may be cake, there may be gifts, but colorful, delicious, and sticky yogurt? Almost always.

Interestingly, ancient Greeks also celebrated their gods' birthdays. And we're having their "leftovers" even today. The Greeks had a tradition where they would bake a special cake made of wheat, honey, olive oil, and cheese. It was sometimes made into a lunar shape to honor the goddess Artemis. In honor of her beauty, candles were put on the cake to make it glow.

#6 It Was Supposed To Say Happy Birthday Lizard (Her Nickname)

It Was Supposed To Say Happy Birthday Lizard (Her Nickname)
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#7 Today’s My Birthday. No One Could Make It Over For Pizza And Games, The Power Went Out And I Twisted My Ankle Because I Couldn’t See Coming Down The Stairs

Today’s My Birthday. No One Could Make It Over For Pizza And Games, The Power Went Out And I Twisted My Ankle Because I Couldn’t See Coming Down The Stairs
It’ll be me, the guitar, and some tears tonight. Happy 20th to me!
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#8 Everyone Including My Parents Forgot It Was My Birthday Today, So I Improvised

Everyone Including My Parents Forgot It Was My Birthday Today, So I Improvised
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#9 My Friend's 16th Birthday Was On 9/11

My Friend's 16th Birthday Was On 9/11
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Over time, the birthday cake spread throughout the world. It is often thought that China was the first to bake a cake for a child's first birthday, but it's probably the Germans who actually modernized this tradition in the 18th century and made it what we know today.

German cakes typically included candles, one for each year the person had lived plus one more for good luck that they would survive the next. The Germans were also the first to start making a wish when blowing out the candles.

#10 My Quarantine Birthday Is Going Well

My Quarantine Birthday Is Going Well
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#11 Me And All The Friends I Invited To My Birthday

Me And All The Friends I Invited To My Birthday
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#12 Bought 60 Doughnuts For The Office Today To Celebrate My 20th Birthday, Only To Be Told I Need To Self Isolate/Work From Home For The Next Week

Bought 60 Doughnuts For The Office Today To Celebrate My 20th Birthday, Only To Be Told I Need To Self Isolate/Work From Home For The Next Week
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#13 Someone Threw Away The Rest Of My Birthday Cake Before I Was Able To Take It Home

Someone Threw Away The Rest Of My Birthday Cake Before I Was Able To Take It Home
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#14 Did This At Football Practice. On My Birthday

Did This At Football Practice. On My Birthday
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#15 Someone Cut The Cake That Was For Me Today At Work Without Telling Anyone In The Break Room

Someone Cut The Cake That Was For Me Today At Work Without Telling Anyone In The Break Room
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#16 It’s My Birthday. It’s Also The Only Day My Doctor Could Remove My 3 Kidney Stones (Laser Lithotripsy)

It’s My Birthday. It’s Also The Only Day My Doctor Could Remove My 3 Kidney Stones (Laser Lithotripsy)
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#17 Mom Made Me A Birthday Cake Last Year. Didn't Leave Enough Room To Dot The Exclamation Point

Mom Made Me A Birthday Cake Last Year. Didn't Leave Enough Room To Dot The Exclamation Point
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#18 Someone Stole My Professor's Birthday Cupcakes That He Left In His Room For Today

Someone Stole My Professor's Birthday Cupcakes That He Left In His Room For Today
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#19 Whole Foods Prime Delivery For My Mom's Birthday

Whole Foods Prime Delivery For My Mom's Birthday
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#20 How My Friend Is Celebrating His Birthday Today

How My Friend Is Celebrating His Birthday Today
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