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People Are Sharing The Most Laughable Excuses Not To Get The Covid Vaccine That They Saw On The Internet (50 Pics)
Social IssuesAUG 27, 2021

People Are Sharing The Most Laughable Excuses Not To Get The Covid Vaccine That They Saw On The Internet (50 Pics)

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The World Health Organization has announced time and again that COVID-19 vaccines have proven to be safe, effective and life-saving.
What’s even better is that the new analysis by PHE found for the first time that 2 doses of COVID-19 vaccines have proven to be “highly effective against hospitalization from the Delta (B.1.617.2) variant.” So as the contagious new variant is sweeping across the country, getting a COVID-19 shot is now basically a matter of not getting severe complications, and for some, it’s a matter of life and death.
But when it seems like all the evidence of the effectiveness of COVID-19 vaccination is more than obvious, some people still find the excuse of not getting it. And honestly, some of their reasoning is beyond insane.
From believing that a COVID-19 shot will turn you into a living zombie to claiming that Jesus himself is enough of “a protector and a mask” to protect from the virus, it’s one hell of a read. Treat it as a sci-fi read at most or utter craziness, and scroll through some of the worst excuses people shared online down below.

#1 Celsius

Celsius
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#2 Anti Vaxxer Pretends To Be Educated

Anti Vaxxer Pretends To Be Educated
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#3 What Are A Vaccine For?

What Are A Vaccine For?
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Ever since the pandemic emerged, vaccine skeptics have pointed to the fact that the coronavirus vaccines were available only under emergency-use authorizations. So when the Food and Drug Administration this week fully authorized the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine, COVID-denialists and anti-vaxxers have taken desperate measures to prove their points.

#4 The Virus Is Targeting The Unvaxxed

The Virus Is Targeting The Unvaxxed
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#5 Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is

Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is
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#6 Taking Vaccine = Having No Faith In God

Taking Vaccine = Having No Faith In God
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Some employ arguments found on fake news websites, others go deep into conspiracy theories that revolve around mistrust in government and science. So in order to find out what’s at the root of the mind of vaccine sceptics and COVID denialists, we reached out to Robert Gifford, a Professor of Psychology and Environmental Studies at the University of Victoria.

Robert is best known for his “The Dragons of Inaction: Diagnosing and Slaying the Barriers to Positive Climate and Environmental Action” study. According to this theory, these dragons are a compendium of psychological barriers that hinder a person’s desired actions. Robert argues that “they have mainly been gathered to help explain why a person agrees that climate change and environmental sustainability are important problems, yet does not take enough action to effectively deal with those problems.”

#7 Vaccines Now Cause Genetic Disorders

Vaccines Now Cause Genetic Disorders
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#8 Why Get A Vaccine If I Don't Have The Virus

Why Get A Vaccine If I Don't Have The Virus
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#9 Totally...

Totally...
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“However, the dragons may apply to other things, such as COVID denial,” he explained and continued: “In particular, without data, my opinion is that COVID denial is strongly related to Mistrust, one of the Discredence genus of dragons. Deniers do not like scientists and governments (unless they are populist governments that also are skeptical about both COVID and climate change).”

#10 Ah, Yes. The Old “Ya’ll Are Gonna Get Microchipped” Statement

Ah, Yes. The Old “Ya’ll Are Gonna Get Microchipped” Statement
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#11 Pass The Vaccine

Pass The Vaccine
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#12 Anti-Vaxxer Logic

Anti-Vaxxer Logic
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The professor continued: “Of course the Mistrust dragon is rooted in the Limited Cognition genus dragons called Ignorance and Confirmation Bias (that is, lack of factual knowledge and the tendency to pay attention to media that echoes one’s existing beliefs).”

When asked what to do when encountering a COVID denier, Robert suggested keeping an extra-large distance. “That’s about all that one can do. The other approaches are futile,” he said.

#13 It's A Tragic Day For All Of Us

It's A Tragic Day For All Of Us
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#14 Vaccines Are For Dogs

Vaccines Are For Dogs
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#16 Anti Vaxxers Lurk

Anti Vaxxers Lurk
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#17 Anti Vaccine Geniuses (Friend Found This On Facebook)

Anti Vaccine Geniuses (Friend Found This On Facebook)
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#18 Oh Yeah, That Too. (#antivax)

Oh Yeah, That Too. (#antivax)
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#19 If Vaccines Were Healthy...

If Vaccines Were Healthy...
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#20 He Didn't Create Iphones Either

He Didn't Create Iphones Either
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