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139 Work Jokes That'll Make You Feel Seen
Funny,JokesMAY 11, 2022

139 Work Jokes That'll Make You Feel Seen

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Sweaty, shivering, and disoriented, you jump out of your bed, having just dreamt that it is Monday, you’re late to work, and you are missing a conference meeting. Your pants are nowhere to be seen, your hair is one huge cowlick, and your cat desecrated your favorite shoes. What’s worse, you just came to the sense that all of this is really happening, and you, in fact, are late for work, and it is, in fact, a Monday. Waking up to such an ordeal is no one’s dream for sure, but we’ve all been there in our dragging years of being working adults. Except for the lucky few, the workplace isn’t usually a fun place to be, and dreams about it are exactly like this, and the only thing that could make it better are, without a doubt, work jokes. However, thinking of it, reading jokes during your work hours might not be the best idea sometimes, but hey, we all need that sweet, sweet comedic relief in our day! So, here we are, presenting to you our collection of only the best work jokes that we could find. 
These silly jokes, besides already being inherently funny and relatable, will also shed light on such things as horrible bosses, the real meaning of the word workstation, and our favorite topic - all the things corporate. So, you should expect to feel seen by these jokes while getting your portion of the giggles. Not that bad, right? And while these workplace jokes might not make your daily routine bearable, they will definitely amuse you, and that’s almost as good! 
See if your boss isn’t around right now, and scroll straight to our list of funny work jokes. Once you are there, give the best ones your vote, and either read them out loud to your colleagues or share the whole article with them! 

#1

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
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29points

#2

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
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25points

#3

Progress is made by lazy people looking for an easier way to do things.
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24points

#4

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation…
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22points

#5

I got a job at a paperless office. Everything was great until I needed to use the bathroom.
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20points

#6

Archaeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins.
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18points

#7

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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18points

#8

I use artificial sweeteners at work. I add it to everything I say to my boss.
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17points

#9

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
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16points

#10

People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
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16points

#11

I pretend to work as long as they pretend to pay me.
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16points

#12

The goal of every engineer is to retire without getting blamed for a major catastrophe.
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16points

#13

I asked the corporate wellness officer, “Can you teach me yoga?” He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”
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15points

#14

If it wasn’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.
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15points

#15

I get plenty of exercises – jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
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14points

#16

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
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14points

#17

A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.
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14points

#18

When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, “A very good doctor”.
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13points

#19

Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.
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13points

#20

Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
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