67 Times Women Used Such Savage One-Liners On Men, They Are Probably Still Recovering

One time he was yelling and I said "okay, thats enough of that. let's do some breathing exercises." And then my 3 year old said from the living room "yeah, daddy has big feelings right now." 'then she came over and coached him on his breathing and I tried REALLY hard not to lose it.

I see our cycles have synced.

Just remember, "I'm here because I love you, not because I need you." Queen

‘I can only explain it to you I can’t understand it for you as well.’

Do you even need me for this conversation?

“ I’d agree with you but then we would both be wrong “ then walk away.

“I will not be disrespected by someone I lowered my standards for.”

‘Is that something you really want to have said or would you like a minute to reconsider?’

I read somewhere once "I didn't mean to make you so emotional."

“For someone who eats the food I give him, and the drinks I give him so willingly and without question, you sure are bold.” I say this to my fiancé lol.

I call him David. David was his father, and while we loved him, he was controlling and very conservative. As soon as my husband starts telling me what I need to do, if I spent too much money, etc… I say, “Great, thanks David, I’ll do better.” Pisses him off, but also makes him rethink what he said to me, and then he apologizes.

"How does it feel to fail in the world that was built for you?"

I loveeee saying “whatever makes you feel taller.”

“Imma let you have the last word. It seems real important to you.”

I accidentally screenshotted our conversation and sent it to him and I meant to send it to a friend he responded “?” And I said “so you can see what you’re saying makes no sense.”

“I like your simplicity when it comes to critical thinking.”

Or “if i was your mother I’d be so disappointed to see that’s how i raised my son” idk why it always strikes a nerve. I love it.

I use my best Minnesota accent and say “ What’s going on hun? Ya okay? Ya need a nap or a snack?

“I would explain to you why what your saying is wrong but I don’t have the patience nor the crayons to do so.”

When we’re in a heated text argument I start liking my own texts.