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50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately
FunnyOCT 21, 2020

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

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Some people just looove talking. Like your auntie Betsie who just created a FB account and floods it with posts on chemtrails, or that entitled anti-masker who believes wearing a face covering impinges on their rights. Or many other loud ones on social media who can’t miss a chance to spread some misinformation on drinking bleach to prevent COVID-19. 
But the world is the place of karma, and if there’s yin, there’s always yang. That means that if you throw some nonsense out there into the world, it may come back and hit you like a boomerang. 
To show you how it works in practice, Bored Panda compiled a mesmerizing collection from the witty subreddit called “Murdered By Words.” It’s a prominent corner of the internet entirely devoted to put-downs, comebacks, and counter-arguments.

#21 Good Old Meghan Mccain

Good Old Meghan Mccain
551points

#22 The Ramsays Has The Best Insults

The Ramsays Has The Best Insults
541points

#23 Don't Defend Corporations, They Will Not Return The Favor

Don't Defend Corporations, They Will Not Return The Favor
507points

#24 Murdered By The Word Of God.

Murdered By The Word Of God.
495points

#25 That's Just How It Is Though, Isn't It?

That's Just How It Is Though, Isn't It?
482points

#26 An Effortless Genocide

An Effortless Genocide
478points

#27 Very Strange, Indeed

Very Strange, Indeed
468points

#28 Your “Logic” Deserves A Slap In The Face

Your “Logic” Deserves A Slap In The Face
459points

#29 Homophobia Is Manmade

Homophobia Is Manmade
418points

#30 Taken To School.

Taken To School.
405points

#31 Murdered By Laws

Murdered By Laws
397points

#32 A Better Headline

A Better Headline
395points

#33 Short And To The Point

Short And To The Point
381points

#34 Murdered By Numbers?

Murdered By Numbers?
371points

#35 Maybe Not The First, But Definitely The Most Famous

Maybe Not The First, But Definitely The Most Famous
371points

#36 Kill Theirs Or Educate Ours?

Kill Theirs Or Educate Ours?
349points

#37 Does It Make Sense For You Now?

Does It Make Sense For You Now?
346points

#38 Ain't No Right Way

Ain't No Right Way
327points

#39 Is It True

Is It True
315points

#40 The Aunt Looks Like Such A Nice Person

The Aunt Looks Like Such A Nice Person
306points
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