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50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately
FunnyOCT 21, 2020

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

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Some people just looove talking. Like your auntie Betsie who just created a FB account and floods it with posts on chemtrails, or that entitled anti-masker who believes wearing a face covering impinges on their rights. Or many other loud ones on social media who can’t miss a chance to spread some misinformation on drinking bleach to prevent COVID-19. 
But the world is the place of karma, and if there’s yin, there’s always yang. That means that if you throw some nonsense out there into the world, it may come back and hit you like a boomerang. 
To show you how it works in practice, Bored Panda compiled a mesmerizing collection from the witty subreddit called “Murdered By Words.” It’s a prominent corner of the internet entirely devoted to put-downs, comebacks, and counter-arguments.

#1 Shots Fired, Two Men Down

Shots Fired, Two Men Down
1102points

#2 I'm Gonna Take The Surgeon's Side On This One

I'm Gonna Take The Surgeon's Side On This One
907points

#3 Disabled Parking Should Only Be Valid During Business Hours 9 To 5

Disabled Parking Should Only Be Valid During Business Hours 9 To 5
883points

Being in an argument, whether voluntarily or not, is one of the most emotionally draining situations you can get yourself into. It raises your blood pressure, and you may feel trapped by the opponent trying to prove their point no matter what.

It gets even more frustrating when the person you’re arguing with is proving a point that, in your eyes, doesn’t make any sense to begin with. Whether it’s anti-maskers, anti-vaxers, flat-earthers, or conspiracy theorists, anyone can have their own opinion, but as such, everyone can stand up for their own beliefs.

Luckily, there’re some tricks you should know to winning an argument. According to Susan Krauss Whitbourne, a professor emerita of Psychological and Brain Sciences at the University of Massachusetts, Amherst, you should start by knowing your facts.

“How many times have you made a claim about some piece of trivia only to realize, as soon as you’ve made that claim, that you’re completely wrong?” Such a situation doesn’t lead you anywhere and gives your opponent a straight shot to winning.

#4 Now Sit Your Ass Down, Stefan.

Now Sit Your Ass Down, Stefan.
877points

#5 Find A Different Career.

Find A Different Career.
806points

#6 Apparently, It's Impossible For Women To Be Smart And Beautiful At The Same Time

Apparently, It's Impossible For Women To Be Smart And Beautiful At The Same Time
762points

Seeing other person’s perspective may also help you in an argument. “You don’t have to agree with a foe in order to see his or her perspective,” says Susan.

“However, if you want to win an argument, you do need to be able to see the world the way your opponent does. Stepping into the mental set of those you argue with allows you to figure out what’s influencing them.”

If you figure out what’s triggering the person you’re arguing with, you can direct your focus there and showing a little empathy never hurt anybody.

#7 The Fact That He Never Removed The Post Surprises Me

The Fact That He Never Removed The Post Surprises Me
741points

#8 That Backfired

That Backfired
723points

#9 Murdered By Kindness.

Murdered By Kindness.
717points

And the third thing is to remember that “Becoming defensive is one of the worst ways to win an argument.” Letting your opponent see that you've dug into your position with no other alternatives may lift the argument from bad to ugly. Moreover, if you let the other person realize that you’re open-minded, even if you're pretending to be, the argument may resolve itself. 

#10 It's Never Just About A Cake

It's Never Just About A Cake
704points

#11 Just Pulled The Lever To The Verbal Guillotine.

Just Pulled The Lever To The Verbal Guillotine.
686points

#12 Mmm Spicy

Mmm Spicy
672points

#13 On A Comment Thread About UPS And USPS Workers

On A Comment Thread About UPS And USPS Workers
666points

#14 Well, When You Put It That Way...

Well, When You Put It That Way...
659points

#15 This Guy Wants All The Cake.

This Guy Wants All The Cake.
649points

#16 Wise Advice!

Wise Advice!
614points

#17 Cut The Shit Lady. You Chose The Bathroom.

Cut The Shit Lady. You Chose The Bathroom.
591points

#18 I Love Arnold's Wholesome Murders

I Love Arnold's Wholesome Murders
575points

#19 If He Were Here He'd Consume These Morons With Fireballs From His Eyes And Bolts Of Lightning From His Arse

If He Were Here He'd Consume These Morons With Fireballs From His Eyes And Bolts Of Lightning From His Arse
572points

#20 Yellow Tape Around Her Body It's A Fucking Homicide

Yellow Tape Around Her Body It's A Fucking Homicide
556points
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