“He Lost His Leg”: 44 Instant Karma Moments Where People Got Exactly What They Deserved

A person tried to shove past me in the hallway. Immediately after, a door opened up into the hallway and slammed him in the face.

vfettke:
You should've walked up and acted like he pushed you out of the way of the oncoming door and said "Wow, you saved my life! What a hero!"

About a year ago, I was visiting a tourist town in my state. A man playing a guitar and singing was in the middle of of the side street (pedestrian only area) and was playing really well. He had a hat with plenty of $1's, $5's, & $10 USD notes. I sat down and enjoyed his music while waiting for my mother to come out of the shop she was in.

My mom came out and it was time to go so I politely tipped the man for his service. It just so happened to be my last $2. I (28F at the time) had recently moved to this state and had nothing but my clothes on my back after leaving a bad situation.

As my mother and I rounded the corner to a back alley shortcut to our vehicle, I saw a piece of paper on the ground. I picked it up and it was a $20 note. Absolutely no one was around for me to find the person who may have dropped it. Had that been the case I would have honestly inquired.

I put the bill in my pocket and proceeded to the car. Once my mother and I returned to her house, I pulled the bill out of my pocket and unfolded it. To my surprise, it was 2 $20 bills stuck together. Karma?...... I should think so!

When I was a little kid, I went to the local "hangout" they specially build for kids and teenagers. I went to the skatepark. Some 12 y/o kid came up to me and immediately started calling me names and pushing me around (I was like 7, or something). Three older boys came running towards us and one of them slapped the bully right in his face. "We don't bully small kids here!".

Was walking down the street and a Porsche gunned it to make a left turn in front of me at the entrance of a gas station. He missed hitting me by about a foot. He cut it too close and hit the curb and tore his front bumper off.

In high school had a kid punch me for like no reason. I would have punched him back but the principal AND the resource officer had literally just walked around the corner and saw it.

They walk up and ask the other kids.

"Did Thelightningcount1 provoke Bob here?"

Kids shook their heads.

"Did Thelightningcount1 strike Bob before just now?"

Kids shook their heads. Resource officer cuffed Bob and took him to the office. He was a multiple offender and this was the last straw.

He was expelled and we never saw him again.

A lifted pick up truck with one of those train horns was driving aggressively through morning work traffic and honking at people who got in his way. He did it to an unmarked sheriff (or trooper...some kind of law enforcement) and promptly got pulled over.

So it's winter and everything is covered in snow. I'm going home from a friends place and I see my shoe lace is untied. I grab a nearby tree so I can maintain my balance while I put the shoe lace inside my shoe and immediately after grabbing a tree a ton of snow falls on my head. A woman that was walking behind me starts laughing at my and right after she walks by me she slipped on the ice and fell down. I had a good laugh of revenge.

Long stretch of highway at night. I had actually gotten a ticket for speeding there a couple months prior; it's a notorious speeding trap. Well on *this* night, it was down to a single lane because of construction (also means the speeding fines are increased). So it says 45 mph and that's what I'm doing. At some point a big truck catches up to me and starts tailgating. Honks a few times, flashes his brights a few times, but I don't budge from the speed limit because, hey, I'm actually doing him a favor. So he never stops tailgating me for the rest of the one-lane experience. But eventually the other lane opens up. And as soon as it does, big ol' Truck absolutely *zooms* around me getting to at least 60 before he's even fully passed me. There was a cop sitting at that exact location and he got pulled over immediately.

I was driving from Chicago to Wisconsin one weekend. As soon as I got on the highway a car to my left decides he needs my lane this instant and pushes me out of my lane onto the shoulder. He continues to zoom around and almost hit another 10 cars or so just to get right back where he started. (It was rush hour). We're all slowly going along the highway when I hear this BOOM. Turns out the jerk busted a tire trying to drive along the shoulder of the road to pass another car. A couple of other cars and I stop not to ask if he needs help but to wait for the cop that was a couple miles back that saw the whole thing. We each gave our testimonies and the jerk was taken away in the cop car for reckless driving and some other charges.

I was at a petting zoo with my cousin and there was this angry lookin guy who started yelling at him for being an annoying little kid. The moment he turned away from us he came face to face with a goat that immediately tore a huge rip in his shirt with its teeth.

Driving in the slow lane. Guy rushes up to my bumper and starts tailgating me. Honked his horn and flashed his lights. When I didn't move he went around me. Once he passed my car, so did a state trooper with his lights on.

Another time, when driving to work, car starts tailgating me, but doing the 'speed up-slow down' thing. I look in my rear-view mirror and see a girl in the passenger seat yell at him. The car speeds up to my bumper one more time. I look in my rear-view getting ready to flip him off, then I see the girl slap the guy driving. He backed off and stopped tailgating me.

I was waiting tables at a restaurant in Texas and these three obnoxious women were complaining about a free appetizer they’d gotten plus the drinks, etc. Just complaining on and on. I didn’t bother discounting anything else for them because their complaints weren’t really founded and they were rude.

They stiffed me on the tip (heh) and, to add insult to injury, dumped what little was left in their drinks and salsa cups, chips, quest, etc alllll over the table. It was a pretty big mess, and would take several towels to soak up. Nice. I saw the mess and walked away, only to see one of them come back in, rush over the table and pick up her phone. A phone she definitely did not have in a waterproof case. She wiped it on her pants so I know it got all wet.

I didn’t mind cleaning up after them so much after that. I just wish I had found the phone first. I would have made her pick it up to get it back.

Was working, driving in the most right lane on our way to pick up a patient, when a brand new calaway 757 Corvette comes flying behind us. Apparently we weren't going fast enough, so the guy swerves around us, has the top down wearing a fedora, then swerves back into the right lane and decided in the last minute he wants some popeyes and attempts to turn into the parking lot. I think he watched too much Tokyo drift and thought he could handle, but the wheels locked and he went straight for some big Boulder and a wall, completely wrecking this amazing car. There was a cop right at the popeyes saw the whole thing. The best part is the car had paper plates from that same day. Literally probably had the car for less than an hour considering it was barely 10 in the morning.

As children, my sister liked to "brake check" me when i walked behind her.

She was taller than me. Checked me one day and sort of stuck her butt out when she stopped short. Caught me right in the solar plexus and i immediately vomited all over her back.

Cyclist flipped me off because I wasn't sharing the road enough, despite the cycling lane to his right, and in doing so, rides into a pothole and bent his front wheel.

I am jumpy and frighten easily, and as a result my wife enjoys to jump out and scare me.

So earlier this week I am getting a cup of water and she decides to scare me again. Not expecting her at all I end up jumping so much I throw my water at her, and she gets soaked.

My friend was giving me a ride home, and while we were sitting at a red light, a motorcyclist starts zipping between the lanes to get to the front, almost causing an accident in the turning lane and almost taking off my friend's mirror.

The car in front of us turned out to be an undercover cop car, and when we started driving again, we immediately saw the motorcyclist pulled over, under the overpass.

In highschool a guy cut in front of me and said "out of my way!"

He then proceeded to trip on the stairs.

It was winter time and it was a bit icy. My SO at the time was telling me to be careful not to fall but in a very mean and rude way (You never look at where your going... You always fall...You have no coordination... ); 30 seconds later, he fell in front of a lot of people.

I laugh..., he was mad. :).

I was the 2nd car at a red light and when the light turned green the 1st car didn't move for at least 10 seconds and I could tell they were on their phone so I honked my horn really quick. Turns out the car next to him was a cop and they noticed he was on his phone too and pulled him over right away.