#1

So I tell him "that there's someone sitting there", but he doesn't listen and takes it away anyway. At the time I was still to little to really do anything about it. So I go and grab a chair from a unoccupied table. Then I see the guy sit down in the chair with his food. When the guy sat down. The chair broke from under him. Making him fall on is back. Also spilling his food over himself.
Karma... It's a word bandied about with glee. We hear it in our daily lives, read about it in self-help books, and see it play out in sitcoms. Consequences, repercussions, getting what you deserve, reaping what you sow.
Broadly, Karma comes from the Sanskrit word "karman" and literally means "action" or "deed." It's a way of life for those who practice Buddhism or Hinduism, but the definitions differ slightly.
"Hinduism identifies karma as the relationship between a person’s mental or physical action and the consequences following that action. It also signifies the consequences of all the actions of a person in their current and previous lives, as well as the chain of cause and effect in morality," explains WebMD.
While in Buddhism, Karma refers to the principle of cause and effect. "The result of an action — which can be verbal, mental, or physical — is determined not only by the act but also by the intention," the site adds.
#2

scarletnightingale:
Oh god, I would love to hear him explaining how he lost his phone, because then he is going to have to explain what a jack**s he was. "Well, I was eating a sandwich and I tried to throw the wrapper off the cliff and I threw my phone instead".
I really hope people give him cr*p and tell him he deserved it for littering.
#3

Karma works on the principle that what you put in is what you'll get out. Whether good or bad.
Think of it like this: if you put a teabag in a mug and then add boiling water, you wouldn't get coffee... you'd get tea. If you plant a sunflower seed, you can't expect a lemon tree to sprout from it.
Karma psychology is essentially the same, explains WebMD. "If you act with good intentions, happiness will follow. If you act with ill intentions, problems will follow."
#4

The entire game felt like I was just moving my token from railroad to railroad, paying my friend each time, having no opportunity to buy properties, and getting super frustrated (in reality it was probably only two or three times).
On my next roll, I quickly calculate which space I was going to land on as I start to move my token, and lo and behold, I was going to land on another railroad. I gracefully slide (cheat) passed the railroad and plop my piece on the next space, Chance.
Chance card read something as follows: "Move token to nearest railroad. Pay owner twice the amount."
I lost it.
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The Hindu American Foundation explains it like this: "When an individual’s actions are positive or selfless, and righteous (dharmic), they will experience positive effects or rewards. If their actions, on the other hand, are negative (i.e., lying, stealing, hurting, etc.), the results will be negative."
The result of your actions, whether positive or negative, might be experienced immediately, later in their present life, or possibly in a future life or lives, according to the foundation.
#7

On the way there, I’m in the right hand lane, minding my own business, when a car tries to cut me off. No big deal right? Except she ended up clipping my bumper and running me off the road, with her driving speeds of ~80-85mph. Other driver keeps on going along her merry way, while I’m on the shoulder attempting to contact the local police to report an accident.
5 minutes later, a state trooper pulls up behind me and asks what happened. I explain the situation, describe the other vehicle, including a partial license plate number, and he asked if my car was still drivable. After confirming that it was, he said, “just follow me up to this next exit - I got a call about a driver who is out of gas and needs assistance.”
We pull up to the next exit just shy of a gas station. Sure enough, it was the girl who was the other party in my hit and run. She tried to deny anything occurred, until the trooper looked at my front bumper damage, and her back end damage, assessed the paint colors matched, etc. Bonus is that her plate had the partial information I had gathered as she sped away.
Turns out, girl has no insurance and no license. Gets hauled off to jail on a hit-and-run, all because she couldn’t slow down and be a decent driver.
#8

poopellar:
Some say the smile train is still going on.
#9

Hindus believe in reincarnation. And Karma plays a big part here. "Hindu teachings state that every birth is the result of an individual’s unique karmic circumstances. Thus, when a person or living thing dies, their soul is attracted to circumstances that will help balance out their karmic needs and debt in order to advance spiritually," explains the Hindu American Foundation.
It further adds that people may be born into circumstances where they suffer in order to reap the consequences of bad decisions from this and previous lives. While others might be born into circumstances in which their suffering is minimal, as a reward for the positive actions in this and previous lives.
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#11

It all happened in a matter of 5 seconds. I don’t think any other person in that bar, nor my friend, even saw it go down.
#12

But Karma isn't just about the way you treat other people...
Hindus also believe that people can be reincarnated as other living things based on their previous actions. "This process of reincarnation and the presence of souls in all living things is the basis for respect that Hindus are encouraged to show for all people and forms of life."
#13

When I was still in architecture school, a professor gave his class an exercice. One student came up with a project with a lot of ramps for disabled people. The professor started laughing and asked her to remove them because no one will use them. A month After or so, he lost his leg.
#14

I walked into the store and headed to the back to the coolers to grab a drink and I start walking over to the line that was formed to grab a lunch. This older woman, who was talking to a woman not even close to the line, saw me walking and literally strong armed me to get in front of me. She full on shoulder checked me. The cashier saw it, looked at me and I just shook my head as if to not call her out on it.
She gets two orders of spaghetti. They come in a Styrofoam compartment tray. She walked towards the door and someone comes in that she knows so she's saying hi. I pay for my food and I'm out the door.
As, I'm walking to my truck, I hear a loud "OOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFF". I turn around and this woman is planked on the ground with spaghetti and meat sauce all over her white shirt.
#15

And then he turned 180 into a wooden support post in our basement.
He sat down covering his face and starting crying and I was trying to maintain a concerned and worried look but it was just funny as hell.
PM_ME_PICS_OF_GULAK:
I watched my two cats* do exactly this last week. one of them took a swipe at the other, then turned around to flee and ran full-force into a cardboard box. It was so satisfying.
In Hinduism, there are three different types of Karma.
Kriyaman karma are actions from this life that may produce results in the same or subsequent life.
Prarabdha karma is the karma whose effects have already begun. "It takes longer to manifest, but occurs at some point in an individual’s present lifetime," the foundation explains.
Finally, Sanchita karma is the accumulation of all past karma, and the Hindus believe that the results of this type of Karma usually occur in a future lifetime.
#16

Eventually I just let him sneak on and not a moment later he got smacked beautifully in the face with a rubber ball. Actually sent him flying back a couple feet.
He wasn't so keen to play after that.
#17

But wait....theres more...
Guy walks back INTO THE STORE, and asks if he can use our phone because his car breaks down! My manager says "sure, after you pay for the gas you just stole." Guy gets all indignant "I didnt steal no gas!" getting more and more agitated and confrontational. Just then two police officers walk in. Now these are two lady cops, both in their late 50's early 60's that usually are stationed at the local high schools but always stop in for a coffee and a pastry. These ladies are the nicest people you'd ever meet, always with smiles on their faces. As soon as they turn the corner after entering, they see the guy getting into it with my manager. Their demeanor's changed in an instant, going from kindly grandmother to IM GOING TO KICK YOUR TEETH IN in microseconds. They manhandle this guy away from my manager, push him up against the wall, cuff him and stuff him.
You know how you always think to yourself "Why is there never a cop around when you need one?" This time there was.
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#19

Working as a medic a long time ago and get called for a leg injury at a friday night soccer game. We get there and determine it's most likely a torn ACL, painful but basically any hospital can handle and it's not really a priority. So we explain to the patient it will pry be faster and a lot cheaper if she just wants to have someone else drive her to the hospital that's literally around the block.
Here comes the white knight into our story. This guy oozed friend zone, explained how he's a medical student going for his doctorate and she needs to go to the local trauma center, which is a good 30 min drive. We explain no, we'll go to the local they can handle it, however the patient pulls the nastiest look at us and says her friend knows more than my partner and I because he's actually studying medicine and we're just ambulance drivers.
My partner and I give each other that look. An ACL tear isn't priority for trauma center, especially on a friday night. Drunk driving crashes and gun shot wounds are gonna be taking up the ER there. We oblige the the request with documented protest.
The friend rides with us, we make him ride up front. He explains how the surgeon there is his friend and she'll get seen right away. We roll in and sure enough there's about a dozen ambulance crews trying to unload patients in much worse cases than ours.
We get to triage after about 15 mins, and the Rsn tells us to put her in the waiting room, she starts crying. Cherry on top she asks her friend to do something, he calls his "buddy" surgeon down. Turns out not his buddy but one of his teachers who proceeds to yell at him about thinking that an ACL tear needs to come to a trauma center.
She could have been in and out the hospital in an hour if she had listened to us.
#20

The escalade decided to teach me a lesson by acting like it wasn't going to stop and plow into me. There were now cars on both sides of me so I couldn't swerve out of the way. So the escalade screams up until last possible second and then hits the brakes hard so he matches my speed about a foot away from my bumper. While this is happening I'm freaking out and wobbling the car cause I think I'm going to get creamed.
The cop that was one lane over and 2 cars back immediately flipped on his lights and pulled them over. That was quite a roller coaster ride of emotions for me.


