117 Witch Puns That Might Bewitch You

Witches (or rather the pop culture-generated image of them) are a ripe medium for some undeniably funny puns. The creepy cackling, the wart-ridden facial protrusions, the haute couture gowns, and, presumably, a smell of all that’s rotten just begs for some silly puns! If you agree with that, you’ve come to the exact right place at the exact right moment, for this is our list dedicated solely to witch puns. And not just some witch and witchcraft puns - the very best ones.

Now, what should you expect from these funny witch puns, you ask? Well, for starters, totally toads. Can you even imagine a witch without one lurking around? We sure can’t! Then there are the black cats, the fuming cauldrons, and green faces. This last one, though, stumps us each time. Why on Earth are witches’ faces green? Are they constantly wearing some algae mask, or maybe they are, in fact, fluorescent? If you have your own theory on that, do share it in the comments, please. But let’s go back to wordplays for now.

So, use these witch puns for Halloween or read them at your own leisure, but remember - reading them three times out loud might cast a spell or something. That is, proceed with caution, or you might find yourself cackling until you turn green! Another thing to be sure of is to give these cute puns your vote and share this article with your friends.