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134 Winter Jokes To Last You Through The Season
Funny,Jokes,OccasionsDEC 5, 2022

134 Winter Jokes To Last You Through The Season

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It’s always the same story with winter - the first couple of snowy days are wonderful beyond compare, and then, well, you’re ready for spring. And because it is absolutely zero fun to be waiting for the next season in the dark and in the cold, the internet folk have come up with some gorgeous winter jokes to make the waiting easier. The folk come up with them, we round them up and present you with a finished product - a list full of jokes about winter.
So, if you’re wondering whether all of these funny winter jokes will be about the misery of freezing temperatures and unbearably long evenings, you’re not very far from the truth. However, there are a couple more key topics these corny winter jokes will discuss too. For instance, the need to wear layers upon layers of clothing, a thermos of tea glued to your hand, and the ways your woolen sweater tries to bite you each time you choose to wear it. All right, when you look a bit deeper, the topic of misery is prevalent in each of these silly jokes. But hey, at least we can laugh at it! Especially when half of these funny jokes can absolutely be categorized as winter dad jokes, and we know you like those. 
With the introductions out of the way, it is probably the time for you to actually check out our selection of winter jokes. Once you are there, give the best jokes your vote so they’ll find their way to the top of this list. And lastly, share this article with your friends! 

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134 Winter Jokes To Last You Through The Season
What food do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf?
A brrrr-grrr.
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#2

What did the police officer say when he saw the snowman stealing?
"Freeze!"
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#3

What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
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#4

Why was the snowman sad?
Cause he had a meltdown.
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#5

134 Winter Jokes To Last You Through The Season
What’s white and goes up?
A confused snowflake.
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#6

Why did the girl keep her saxophone out in the snow?
She wanted to play cool jazz.
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#7

What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
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#8

Did you hear about the man buried alive under a sudden snowstorm?
He was feeling under the weather.
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134 Winter Jokes To Last You Through The Season
What's the best way to scare a snowman?
Talk about global warming.
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#10

What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
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#11

What do you call a penguin with no eye?
A pengun.
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#12

Why is Frosty never late?
Time waits for snow man.
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134 Winter Jokes To Last You Through The Season
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
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#14

How do you build a snow fort?
You igloo it together.
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#15

What can you catch with your eyes closed?
A cold.
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#16

What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
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134 Winter Jokes To Last You Through The Season
What’s the scariest part of owing Santa money?
He snows where you live.
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#18

What do you call a wintertime hip-hop artist?
Frozen-T.
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#19

"It was so cold that you have to open the fridge to heat the house."
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#20

Why was the snowman rummaging through the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
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