Today, you have no reason to wine or frown because there’s a batch of hilarious wine puns in town. Wine is a drink that has been with us for an inconceivably long time, helped build empires, and saw them fall. Wine is as much a part of our history as the rise of humankind itself.
With such deep roots and traditions, there’s no wonder wine jokes and puns are, too. Of course, it also helps that some grape varieties have very punny names, such as Bourboulenc, Steen, Bobal, and many more outrageously hilarious names.
Interesting Wine Facts
Before we go on to the funny wine puns, here are a couple of fun facts about wine. Did you know that a Champagne bottle holds the pressure of six atmospheres? To make it more relatable, it’s about the same pressure required for truck tires, and if you’ve seen that sucker explode, you might have a fair idea of just how forceful the pop of a Champagne bottle cork is. Better not shake it and aim at your friend’s forehead!
Drinking wine can also affect a person’s mood. Most people feel relaxed and lethargic after drinking red wine. This is because different types of alcohol affect people’s moods differently. To help you get the picture, the Brazilian photographer Marcos Alberti captured how people felt after drinking 1, 2, and 3 glasses of wine.
Shuffling through the pages of wine’s history, it turns out that almost all wines from the Old World (meaning Europe) had once been described as having healing powers. From the reds of Friuli-Venezia Giulia to the whites of Cotes-du-Rhone, they all have seemed to have been medicinal at one time or another. Are they still, though? It is not for us to know!
Back to the Funny Wine Jokes
It’s time to return to our favorite wine puns! We have created a list of one-liner wine jokes and longer puns so that you get the best of both worlds. You can use these as clever wine Instagram captions to make your friends burst out laughing and retain your title as ‘funniest friend.’
So, pour yourself a glass of Shiraz or Chablis, prepare for the best jokes about wine, and enjoy yourself while reading these smart wordplays. After reading these puns, vote for the ones that leave you intoxicated with their wit, and share this article with your fermented grape juice-loving friends!
175 Grape Wine Puns
#1
You’re so vine, you probably think this pun is about you.
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#2
All hell broke juice at the vineyard!
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#3
Chardonnay or should I go now?
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#4
Vino vidi vici!
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#5
Happy hour? Wine not?
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#6
I’m Bordeaux out of my mind.
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#7
Yay or Caber-net?
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#8
After drinking so much wine, I need a Napa!
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#9
Will you accept this Rosé?
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#10
Now you just wait a Prosecco-nd.
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#11
I woke up feeling wine.
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#12
I need this vacation to help me un-wine.
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#13
You had me at Merlot.
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#14
Yes way Rosé!
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#15
It’s going to be a wine-derful day!
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#16
Another glass? Wine not?
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#17
I’ve got deja vu. I think I’ve vin here before.
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#18
Happy Nouveau Years!
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#19
Just a sip to help me un-wine.
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#20
Great minds drink alike.
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