The idea of a bachelorette/bachelor party (or a stag/hen do, if you are feeling whimsical) seems somewhat risky, a wild, off the chain event focused on debauchery right before matrimony. So perhaps the safest way to enjoy it is via other folks’ stories.
Someone asked “What is the wildest thing you have seen at a bachelorette or bachelor party?” and people shared their stories. So get comfortable as you read through people’s most unhinged tales, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own examples in the comments section down below.
#41
Saw the bridesmaid go down on the bride on a pool table. That was memorex noteworthy.
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12points
#42
Not a pre wedding party party but actual wedding I DJ'd the groom and the bride started a full on brawl with the grooms side of the family....
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11points
#43
A guy got so drunk that he locked himself in a bathroom and couldn’t figure out how to open it. Also at that same bachelor party, some guy brought this girl over in the middle of the afternoon and she left her dogs in the living room while they went to the bedroom. Later that night, after we all go out again and come back to our rental house again, I see the guy with what I thought was the same girl and asked where are her dogs, and she goes “what dogs?”. Oops.
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#44
The bachelor party started with all the groomsmen going skydiving, then limo ride to the bar crawl.
After the skydiving and before bar crawl, they all started shooting patron like water. I wimped out of the skydiving this time so I was sober when joining them and they. were. wasted. before the first bar.
After first bar, one of the guys got sick and puked inside the limo in the parking lot. The driver was livid, yelling at the guy about cleaning fees, etc. I'm talking to the driver trying to deescalate things a bit.. suddenly I hear driver say "WHAT THE HELL??!".
Dude was blatantly pissing on the man's limo. Not near it or on the tire, like he was writing his name on the white paint. Driver told us to load the f up and we're done. Turns out the Groom barely knew those guys (husbands of bridesmaids). It was a very quiet 45min ride back to the groom's house.
I thought "wow.. that was a hell of a night! Wait until the girls hear this story". Welp.. we get to the groom's house and the girls got back before we did for some reason. That reason was because the bride punched a bridesmaid in the face.
tl;dr groomsmen started drinking tequila too early before the pubcrawl. Groomsman pukes in limo. Driver is very upset. Groomsman is now peeing on the side of the limo. Driver is now enraged. Get back to the grooms house where we find out that the bride's bachelorette party ended when the bride punched a bridesmaid in the face.
After the skydiving and before bar crawl, they all started shooting patron like water. I wimped out of the skydiving this time so I was sober when joining them and they. were. wasted. before the first bar.
After first bar, one of the guys got sick and puked inside the limo in the parking lot. The driver was livid, yelling at the guy about cleaning fees, etc. I'm talking to the driver trying to deescalate things a bit.. suddenly I hear driver say "WHAT THE HELL??!".
Dude was blatantly pissing on the man's limo. Not near it or on the tire, like he was writing his name on the white paint. Driver told us to load the f up and we're done. Turns out the Groom barely knew those guys (husbands of bridesmaids). It was a very quiet 45min ride back to the groom's house.
I thought "wow.. that was a hell of a night! Wait until the girls hear this story". Welp.. we get to the groom's house and the girls got back before we did for some reason. That reason was because the bride punched a bridesmaid in the face.
tl;dr groomsmen started drinking tequila too early before the pubcrawl. Groomsman pukes in limo. Driver is very upset. Groomsman is now peeing on the side of the limo. Driver is now enraged. Get back to the grooms house where we find out that the bride's bachelorette party ended when the bride punched a bridesmaid in the face.
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#45
I was at a bar and a gaggle of Bachelorettes came in, pretty drunk. You could tell who the bride was because of her crown and white little dress. She started dancing with a random guy, HER FRIENDS LEFT HER, and then she KISSED THE GUY. She then LEFT THE BAR WITH HIM.
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#46
Went to my dad's bachelor party. Not only did I have to witness my father and grandfather receive lap dances, but they both witnessed me receiving one as well.
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#47
The bachelorette hooked up with the limo driver during the bachelorette party weekend.
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8points
#48
My girlfriend at the time told me this one.
They do a pub crawl but it’s all the strip joints downtown and eventually end at the sketchy one.
They all get down to perverts row with their dollars in hand and set up.
The bride to be is very drunk at this point and leaning over upside down with the dollars in her mouth and out comes a guy they call “Sir Biggus Thiccums” or whatever and he from what I heard is packing a giraffe.
So Biggy saunters over to bride starts the windmill and WHACK, slaps her right in the face. Cut to the girls in the bathroom a few dances later and she has a bruise on her cheek right under her eye. She also mentions her eye is a little sore.
Sooo the wedding happens she uses make up to cover the bruise but a week later has to see the doctor about her eye. It’s all gooey and red and all sorts of messed up…. Dude slapped crabs into her eye apparently.
They do a pub crawl but it’s all the strip joints downtown and eventually end at the sketchy one.
They all get down to perverts row with their dollars in hand and set up.
The bride to be is very drunk at this point and leaning over upside down with the dollars in her mouth and out comes a guy they call “Sir Biggus Thiccums” or whatever and he from what I heard is packing a giraffe.
So Biggy saunters over to bride starts the windmill and WHACK, slaps her right in the face. Cut to the girls in the bathroom a few dances later and she has a bruise on her cheek right under her eye. She also mentions her eye is a little sore.
Sooo the wedding happens she uses make up to cover the bruise but a week later has to see the doctor about her eye. It’s all gooey and red and all sorts of messed up…. Dude slapped crabs into her eye apparently.
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7points
#49
Groom passed out face down in a kiddie pool full of empty beer cans. Still wearing the veil.
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7points
