49 Shocking Stag And Hen Party Stories That Would Break Off Most Engagements

My buddy brought his 82 year old gradpa to his bachelor party because he was feeling lonely. We all thought we'd have to babysit him.

By 2am we were at a dive bar and gradpa had won $400 playing pool against some local sharks, convinced the bartender to give us a veteran discount on the entire tab and was teaching the groom how to properly negotiate a mortgage while doing shots of midori.

btw he was the only one who didn't have a hangover the next morning.

Dancer found out the incredibly shy, introverted, 28 year old guy who was blushing so red we thought he was going to pass out, was a virgin. She kept flirting, she kept getting very flirty, she kept giving him lap dances. He just sat there and grinning and not making eye contact. She left with him, everyone assumed he was getting laid. He took her to Denny's for 1:00am breakfast, they walked in the park, she went back to his place, he gave her the bed and he slept on the sofa. He drove her 90 minutes home the next day, hung out with her and her roommate....and the dancer and her roommate set him up with the roommates non-dancer sister. He married the sister.

I forgot the best part. When he married the sister we had a bachelor party, the dancer sister sent four girls from the club she danced at (along with a security guard who looked like he ended people for fun)....the groom to be didn't show up. He took all the bridesmaids to a fancy dinner before they went out for the night.

The Uber driver came with us to a strip club in Nashville. We bought him drinks and dances. He was a cool dude named Mohamed from Somalia.


It was a weird visual, a bunch of dumb loud stereotype high fiving white guys, and their new friend Mo from Somalia just chanting LETS GO Mo! Mo! Mo! Mo! Mo! Mo! WOOOOOOO!


Mo was the man. We lost him at some point. I hope he's doing well.

Someone’s grandma out-drank the entire party, stole the mic from the DJ, and had everyone chanting her name like she was the main event.

Rather than go to a strip club for my bachelor party me and the groomsmen took heroic doses of magic m***rooms and rode rollercoasters.

Just went to my first bachelor party a couple weeks ago in Las Vegas. The bride also had her bachelorette party there at the same time. All us guys got a nice Airbnb. Within 20 minutes of arriving, guy 1 pushed guy 2 into the pool, after guy 2 said “don’t push me in the pool please. I have my work phone and personal phone in my pocket”.

Guy 2 goes full nuclear on guy 1, and as a couple of us are watching this Hiroshima level fallout/fight on the brink of happening, the grooms little brother comes outside and informs us another guy fainted inside and cracked his head on the side of the table. Between my two buddies about to fist fight each other (none of us are fighters or drama people by any means) and the grooms college best friend we all just met seriously hurting himself, we all were very nervous as to how the weekend was going to play out.

The two guys make up after some air and chatting, the fainting fella comes around and paramedics clear him.

We all end up hitting the casinos, most of us won money, we linked up with the bachelorette party a couple times throughout the weekend at the casinos and clubs, and overall had a really fun weekend. Nobody cheated on their partners, we all made friends and had a good time with the people we already knew, and it was very wholesome for being in the sin city.

Not every Bach party ends in the groom or bride cheating 2 days before the wedding. Here’s some hope for yall.

The bride got too drunk at dinner. Cried in the parking lot. Had to pull over multiple times for the bride to throw up on the way back to the AIRBNB. One of the times the bride couldn’t wait and puked out the window before we could pull over. The maid of honor had her head out the window in the backseat filming the bride as she’s puking out the window. The maid of honor got a mouthful of the brides puke in her mouth as she had her mouth open laughing as she’s filming the bride puking from the front seat passenger window. Maid of honor starts puking out the back seat passenger window. So. Much. Vomit. It wasn’t even 8pm…..

The bride had several platonic guy friends from work, so for a twist they dressed in drag and came to the bachelorette party which was at a friend's house. The girls knew in advance, the bride was surprised but liked it, the guys were great sports and even danced around with the fake cop / male dancer who showed up to the party (who the bride did not like at all).

We ordered the groom to be 'kidnapped', so he could get to the actual party. First, we went to the sauna, and then a car pulled up on the street. Two well-dressed thugs got out, threw the groom in the trunk, and drove off. But when we looked, the police stopped the car with the groom two streets away. With guns drawn, they put the guys on the road, and before we could get there and explain, they had already handcuffed them and started 'rescuing' the groom, who thought it was just another part of the show and was mocking the poor quality of the police.

My friend miscarried at my bachelorette party and I spent 6 hours in the hospital with her.

Not me, but my dad. And he wasn’t there, he was dating the groom’s sister. The bachelor party was the night before the wedding in Cincinnati. The groom got hammered and his buddies thought it would be hilarious to put him on a Greyhound bus. He woke up on a bus in Cleveland the morning of the wedding. The wedding still happened apparently—several weeks later and with none of the groom’s friends in attendance.

Met my buddy the groom at a local bar. Everyone was buying him drinks. We agreed to meet at a dance bar about 20 minutes away. We get there, no groom. Wait 1/2 hour, still nothing. We all leave.

See the groom at work the following Monday. Face and hands all torn up. Ask what happened. His future brother in law was driving him to the club. On the way he got the pukes. BIL pulls over on the side of the Interstate and my buddy gets out to puke over the guard rail. However, he falls over the guard rail, rolls down a hill into picker bushes.

Luckily, the BIL is a big dude. Goes down the hill, drags him back up and puts him in the car. Takes him back home and drops him in his bed.

I would have liked to see the look on his face when he woke from his alcohol induced event, and looked in the mirror. Priceless!

Bride and groom having their parties same night different parts of town. At some point we lose the groom. Not sure where he is.

Get called by the maid of honor about 90 mins later she walked in on them going at it in the brides limo.

I was the dancer at a bachelor party. They had me give the groom a lap dance to Randy Newman’s song You Got a Friend in Me from toy story.

The groom broke down and ugly cried and admitted he didn't want to get married. He was a mess. It was not cold feet. He wanted to be single. He still married her and they are together and several children later. He is still secretly miserable and wants to stay married until the kids are in college. It's gross.

Groom and best man disappeared, I assumed they snuck of to do snow so I went outside to look for them. I walked up to the best man's car and there they are sitting in the back seat touching each other. I just turned around and went back inside the bar. We have never discussed what I witnessed and I'm ok with that.

The grandma of the bride pulled off the g string of a male dancer…. I am still shook and this was in 2002!

Bride's mom showed up uninvited, got drunker than everyone else, and ended up making out with the dancer. Nobody talks about it. Ever.

Bride got naked with a go-go dancer from the gay club we were all partying at. Realized she didn't want to marry her fiancé and broke up with him the next day. We still had 2 more days of the bachelorette weekend.

Back in the 80’s we got the groom drunk at a dance Club and he had to be helped into the house. He fell asleep and we put him in a full leg cast. I remember him howling in the morning.