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What Was The Weirdest Thing You Did As A Kid? (Ended)
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What Was The Weirdest Thing You Did As A Kid? (Ended)

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Whether you want to regret it or not, we all did some bizarre things as a kid without a doubt. So what weird thing topped the cake?

#1

I lived in a rural area and put myself in charge of buryimg any animals that got hit by cars. I wanted them to know someone cared about them even in death.
I also sang to trees that looked like sick to help them get strong and healthy
50points

#2

I hid dimes, pennies etc around gumball machines so other kids could find it and get a gumball.
37points

#3

I ate an orange without breaking it into pieces or peeling it just to see if I could get my OCD, neat, perfectionist friend to cry.
SPOILER ALERT: it did make him cry
18points

#4

When I was little, I loved to read. I would practically devour books, but then afterwards, if I really liked the book, I would swagger around, talking and acting like the main character. Ex: I’d read Harry Potter, and then talk in a positively awful british accent for a week.
I was an interesting child.
18points

#5

When I was a young girl of nine or ten I used to sit in the olive tree in front of our house and make up and sing songs so beautiful they would make me cry.
16points

#6

I would confront kids who bullied my friends, and then take the blame for the fights and wrong things ( I know that this doesn't sound weird yet...just wait) I would proceed to do a growl-off with those kids ( mind you, I was a tom-boy so this didn't ruin any of my pride Whatsoever ). I, of course, always won....and always got in trouble, because I may or may have not screamed at those bullies...to stay away from my friend....
16points

#7

im still 12 but i always bury animals also i have like 5 bobcats and 20 feral cats outside who greet me everyday
16points

#8

I used to religiously shove jam on toast in the VCR player....
14points

#9

i used to be scared of bad dreams when i was quite young (as most little kids are) so i would stay awake until i fell asleep and pretend my soft toys could talk and i would act out a scene with my teddies until i got told i had to go to sleep.
13points

#10

I would sing to the plants in my garden. I also danced. Although by far the weirdest thing might have been the time I was playing a game, and I asked, "Are french fries meat?"
13points

#11

I used to tell stories to the wall of my room, just random stories but the best parts are always reserved for the bathroom wall while I poop.
11points

#12

As a contribution to the sixth post, as a kid, I used to eat worms ( because I though that they were the "Earth's Spaghetti"), every single one that I could find. Because I was revolting? Maybe....but I did it. Because one day, when I wasn't hungry, my mum told me how millions of people were living in poverty, and how some didn't have direct food sources, or any food at all! So I just ate every single one, until my mum caught me and stopped me from eating anymore.
10points

#13

I am still eleven and have a very big fear of paranormal after a scary storytelling year of sleep away summer camp, and the light switch for my basement is at the bottom of the stairs and sometimes I forget to turn on the lights at the top so I turn off the lights and run upstairs as fast as my body will take me. I also do the same Thing when I grab some food we have in storage from our crawl space.
10points

#14

When I was younger, I would talk to inaminate objects, besides my toys. I would give them little voices, too. I still do this.
9points

#15

I would make disgusting food from anything I found in the kitchen and make my parents eat it. Also one time I tried to trade my little brother for a piece of gum it didn't go as planned sadly.
8points

#16

That was before I was diagnosed with Asperger’s syndrome but I used to constantly talk about chess or weather when I was in middle school. I also run in circles in apartment yard or parking lot. I still talk about weather to this day, but my interests diversified. Well, I’m planning to go into Ph.D program for atmospheric science or meteorology so that’s still weather obsession. Especially more specifically severe weather.
8points

#17

Like most of you, I've done some seriously bizarre stuff when I was a kid. Most of them were one-time-thing, though. One of the weirder things that I constantly did was when I was in bed, I imagined I was working in a cave. The wrinkled inside the blankets were the tunnels, the top of the bed was the surface level, and the bottom was the depths (you have to imagine it sideways). I kept going down into "the depths," and unloaded the materials onto the surface. I've also drawn childish factory schematics for varying technologies, including a car and a few robots.
7points

#18

I honestly didn’t do much weird stuff but when I was about 8-9 years old I had a dream and in the dream I went to the toilet. Next minute I wake up to a wet bed, obviously I didn’t just go to the toilet in my dream but in real life too. First and last time that every happened. One other thing I apparently did as a child was eat a millipede. I was only about 2 or 3 but I can imagine it tasted absolutely revolting especially because of the strong smell they have.
7points

#19

I used to sing 'The Lord's My Shepherd' to a field of cows regularly for hours at a time and they used to come to the fence, flies everywhere and just stand there snorting and sticking the tongues right up their noses.
One day they had all gone and it wasn't until I was grown up that my older brother told me that the field was part of an abattoir.
I'm glad I didn't know then - it would've broken my heart.
7points

#20

Me and my cousin wanted to be stunt men. we used to jump of roofs and out of trees, and jump over small bonfires.
6points
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