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30 Unhinged Hopes And Expectations These Men Have For Valentine’s Day This Year

30 Unhinged Hopes And Expectations These Men Have For Valentine’s Day This Year

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Happy Valentine’s Day, pandas! Whether you’re in a relationship or not, we hope you’re surrounded by love and sweet treats today. Don’t hesitate to buy yourself some fresh flowers or indulge in decadent chocolate truffles, and be sure to send your loved ones a heartfelt message detailing just how much they mean to you.
But even if you are in love, that doesn't mean it will be easy to find the perfect gift for your significant other, especially if that person happens to be a man. So if you’re looking for some last-minute tips, we’ve got you covered. Men on Reddit have been opening up about what they’d really like to receive on this special day, so we’ve gathered some of their thoughts down below. Enjoy reading through, and good luck finding the perfect present for the special man in your life!

#1

30 Unhinged Hopes And Expectations These Men Have For Valentine’s Day This Year
Considering my wife and I will be seeing the first sonogram of our first child on valentines day, I'd like a healthy heartbeat from my unborn child.
67points

#2

30 Unhinged Hopes And Expectations These Men Have For Valentine’s Day This Year
As a man I've never received flowers. I'm a bit bummed by that. My friends tell me that guys don't get flowers and that me wanting flowers is so gay even our gay friend doesn't want flowers ever. I don't care. I would like flowers delivered to my workplace. Girlfriend or no girlfriend.
67points

#3

30 Unhinged Hopes And Expectations These Men Have For Valentine’s Day This Year
My grandpa actually sends me a Valentine every year.

I love my grandpa.
41points

#4

30 Unhinged Hopes And Expectations These Men Have For Valentine’s Day This Year
The same thing my wife and I do every year. Order tasty pizza and drink good beer. Why do we need a single day out of the year to express our love for each other? That should be every day...
36points

#5

30 Unhinged Hopes And Expectations These Men Have For Valentine’s Day This Year
Nothing this year. I always just liked small surprises with no expectations. I haven't ever wanted anything specific on a Valentine's Day, or even expect to get anything, but the best things I have gotten were just little objects/gestures that reminded me of the relationship.

Years ago I got roses. At first I thought it was just cute, since traditionally men buy roses for girlfriends. My girlfriend at the time said she wasn't sure what to do, but knew I liked roses (I have several rose tattoos and mentioned red roses are my favorite flower.) That she made the association was the best part of the gift.
32points

#6

30 Unhinged Hopes And Expectations These Men Have For Valentine’s Day This Year
To make a nice meal for my wife and have my three year old be my sous chef.

I'm old.
31points

#7

30 Unhinged Hopes And Expectations These Men Have For Valentine’s Day This Year
I have a dream one day i'll have a beautiful girl who'll buy me a thing of whey protein for valentines day and on that jug of protein will be a note that says "I'm whey into you". That'll be the one.
30points

#8

30 Unhinged Hopes And Expectations These Men Have For Valentine’s Day This Year
Expect? Nothing

Hope for? Something thoughtful and to show that she cares.
26points

#9

30 Unhinged Hopes And Expectations These Men Have For Valentine’s Day This Year
A girlfriend.

Haha, jk that won't happen


:c.
23points

#10

30 Unhinged Hopes And Expectations These Men Have For Valentine’s Day This Year
Okay so disclaimer here: my wife gets wayyyy into the holidays. Not just Christmas and Halloween but every one from st Patrick's to Chinese New Year. For the past 5? Years, from feb 1st to valentines I get a gift everyday with a pun on it. On feb 1st it's something small like a candy bar or chapstick and leads up to bigger things that I like (amiibos, simpsons season, things like that) so for example: yesterday I found some rollos that had a note saying she likes the way I "roll". today I got some Reese's cups saying have I "reesently" told you I love you? So to answer simply I expect awesomeness, because that's what I get every year.
23points

#11

30 Unhinged Hopes And Expectations These Men Have For Valentine’s Day This Year
Love. I want love. A guy can dream can't he?
22points

#12

30 Unhinged Hopes And Expectations These Men Have For Valentine’s Day This Year
All I want is to sit on my recliner love seat in my favorite spot with her shmushed up against me with my arm around her. Sometimes I can cop a feel which is nice. She don't mind. We watch a movie. I'll try to pick a comedy she likes. She does this thing where every time she laughs at a line or scene, she looks at my to see if I think it's funny because I don't really laugh out loud. It's so f***ing cute. Every time she does it, I fall a tiny bit more in love with her and I can't help but kiss her face. That's all I need.

But If I got full say, I'd also have an 1/8th of blue dream, a sixer of Guinness for me and a bottle of red wine that's "as cold as it can be without actually turning to ice" because that's how she likes it.
21points

#13

30 Unhinged Hopes And Expectations These Men Have For Valentine’s Day This Year
Scrolled down for a few minutes and didn't find any legitimate gift options. I don't EXPECT anything, but a few things that'd be nice to me personally:

A couple t-shirts of my preferred style. Solid colors, scoop bottom, etc.

A nice watch.

Cologne is always awesome.

I'm obsessed with shoes so shoes would be dope.

Gift card to my favorite coffee shop.




Simple. If you know what someone normally spends money on, then getting a gift for them is easy.
19points

#14

30 Unhinged Hopes And Expectations These Men Have For Valentine’s Day This Year
I would like Valentine's Day to be abolished and replaced with a second Thanksgiving
19points

#15

30 Unhinged Hopes And Expectations These Men Have For Valentine’s Day This Year
A romantic dinner and a shag from Mr. Right (Now), or to finally actually meet Mr. Right.

And, a few chocolates from my dad, since I grew up ugly, he got the tradition of buying me chocolates for that date.
18points

#17

30 Unhinged Hopes And Expectations These Men Have For Valentine’s Day This Year
A kiss and maybe some flowers. You heard me. FLOWERS.
16points

#18

30 Unhinged Hopes And Expectations These Men Have For Valentine’s Day This Year
my girlfriend suggested that we

"not waste money on an overpriced meal. I'll make dinner. Then build a pillow fort so we can f*ck in it, then eat ice cream and watch a movie in bed"
16points

#19

30 Unhinged Hopes And Expectations These Men Have For Valentine’s Day This Year
I'm in a long distance relationship, so just seeing my girlfriend would be really amazing.
16points

#20

30 Unhinged Hopes And Expectations These Men Have For Valentine’s Day This Year
I'd like us to agree that we don't need to waste our money on more things we don't need.
15points
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