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34 Times Kids Cracked Adults Up With Their ‘Alternative’ Names For Common Things
Funny,ParentingSEP 17, 2025

34 Times Kids Cracked Adults Up With Their ‘Alternative’ Names For Common Things

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Children’s creativity knows no bounds. And it’s not just them having much fewer limitations on a social and psychological level, but also the fact that they think differently altogether.
And this different thought has spawned a Twitter thread where people share instances of kids calling various things names that either sound similar, but are actually different, or calling them a completely different thing that makes much more sense not just to them, but to us adults as well.
It’s things like deodorant being called armpit makeup or a freezer being called an ice cupboard.
So, take a look at our neatly curated list of some of the best tweets of kids calling things other things that are actually hilariously entertaining below! And why not leave an upvote and a comment on the submissions you enjoyed the most.
Image credits: Bart

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Tweet about a child amusingly calling a force field a horse field, showcasing kids alternative names for common things.
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Child’s humorous alternative name for clementine as lemon tongue and baby orange making adults laugh.
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Tweet screenshot showing a mother sharing her son’s funny alternative name for pads, highlighting kids’ creative language.
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Screenshot of a tweet showing a child’s alternative name for lotion, illustrating kids cracking adults up with funny names.
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#25

Screenshot of a humorous tweet showing a child’s alternative name for green Jolly Ranchers, illustrating kids cracking adults up.
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#26

Tweet showing a child’s alternative name for Boss Baby, illustrating kids cracking adults up with funny names for common things.
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Tweet by a dad sharing how his 9-year-old’s alternative name for a concession stand cracked adults up with kid humor.
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Tweet showing kids cracking adults up with alternative names for common things like hot ball for sun and ice cupboard for freezer
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#29

Young man with red hair shrugging in front of an orange background, illustrating kids alternative names for common things humorously.
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#30

Tweet by Marissa sharing how kids use alternative names like ball trampolines for badminton rackets, highlighting kids' creativity.
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#31

Tweet showing a funny kid’s alternative name for a butt as poop cavity, illustrating kids cracking adults up with alternative names.
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Tweet showing a child’s alternative name for time concept, illustrating kids cracking adults up with creative language.
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#33

Tweet showing kids’ alternative names for common things like arm ankles for wrists and cucacumber for cucumber.
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