A lot of us appreciate a good joke, knowing that to make someone laugh is a pretty tough thing to do. Especially when people tend to have a different taste in humor, have different views on a certain matter, or simply don’t know the broader context to understand the joke. There is a thin line between making someone giggle and harshly offending them. And of course, there is no one good recipe on how to make someone laugh. Having this in mind, one Reddit user asked others online to share their one “go-to” joke. The question that received almost 19k upvotes was followed by many hilarious jokes that people were proud to share. Users were quick to reveal some of the short and punny jokes that can put a smile on someone’s face.
Which one of these jokes is your favorite? Maybe you have one of yours that could be added to this list? Don’t forget to leave it in the comments down below!
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#1
A farmer looks up and sees his prized sheepdog running toward him.
The sheepdog is panting, and says, "Boss, I did it. It took me all morning, but I finally got all 100 sheep in the barn."
The farmer says, "That's great, but we only have 97 sheep."
The sheepdog says, "Yeah, I know. I rounded them up."
200points
#2
I went to the coffee shop the other day, and the lady behind the counter asked me what I wanted. I said "Give me your mildest roast".
She looked at me for a moment and said "You have the most average ears".
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186points
#3
What do you call a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?
I don't know either, but they're awake all night wondering if there is a dog
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172points
#4
God spoke to John and said, "Come forth, and you shall receive eternal life."
But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
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171points
#5
I keep confusing the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza", and now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
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165points
#6
Don't know if that will translate into English lol
Do you have anything to drink? - I have water. -Do you have anything harder? -Ice
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156points
#7
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
142points
#8
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, "what's a steering wheel doing in your pants?" And the pirate says "It's driving me nuts!"
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138points
#9
Do you know what is the opposite of lady fingers?
mentos
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130points
#10
i told my girlfriend she draws her eyebrows on too high. she looked surprised.
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128points
#11
A man walks into a zoo.
There's only one dog in it.
It's a shih tzu.
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117points
#14
My favorite joke of all time in the history of forever.
What do you call a broken can opener?
A can't opener.
102points
#15
My ex-wife still misses me
But her aim is getting better
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100points
#17
Why did the old man fall down into the well? Cuz he couldn't see that well.
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92points
#18
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back.
A stick.
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88points
#19
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
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83points
#20
What happened when Batman and Robin got run over by a steamroller?
They became Flatman and Ribbon.
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83points