What Is The Stupidest Thing Your Pet Has Done?

I have two doggos but these are the deeds of the younger (and far more clumsy /silly but also more intelligent one)

1 - Dipped her head in a big pot of white paint, thus getting her whiskers covered in paint, which soon dropped off because of it and took ages to grow back again

2- Someone had lit a match/ zippo (I cannot remember which) to light a candle and she ran up to them, got right next to the flame and actually inhaled it through her nostrils .... saying that she was surprised would be an understatement.

3- Once we were out in a car and we stopped for a break (it was a long drive). The dog was thirsty and one of us had accidentally packed only sparkling water so we had to give that to her. She spent 5 minutes barking at it because it was "talking" (the fizzy noise), took a sip, went wild at it because of the feeling, and repeat until we had to get going.

There are lots more but those are probably the best ones.