The dafter, the weirder, the better!
#1
Two muffins in an oven.
1st Muffin: "Hot in here isn't it?"
2nd Muffin: "Aargh! A talking muffin!"
1st Muffin: "Hot in here isn't it?"
2nd Muffin: "Aargh! A talking muffin!"
2points
#2
Knock knock
-Who's there
Panther
-Panther who?
Panth or no panth, I'm going thwimming!!
-Who's there
Panther
-Panther who?
Panth or no panth, I'm going thwimming!!
2points
#3
What do the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
Icy dead people.
2points
#4
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pastaway
2points
#5
A man walks into a bar and says ouch
1point
#6
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
1point
#7
You.
-1point