What Is The Most Stupid Thing You Have Done In Front Of A Crush? (Ended)

The first thing I said to my crush after months of crushing on him was "Have you ever been to a funeral?" I literally DIED

I have two: 1: Not in front of but with... omg. At our 8th grade graduation dance "Pony" came on and he asked me to dance so we were dancing (grinding, for all you millennials it was basically twerking before twerking was a thing.) But I wasn't very good at it at the time (I was friggin 13 for goodness sake) and I accidentally kneed him in his..... well his no - no square. Needless to say we didn't talk after that.
2: (this is my fave and more embarrassing for him) Ran into a crush at a HS reunion, we were chatting and I asked him what he was doing, he said he owned a barber shop. And mentioned he just got out of prison (again - which shocked me because he was all star QB back then) he asked what I did and I told him "I'm a Sergeant at (Prison he had just got released from)" And no I never knew he was there because that particular prison held over 6k inmates. His look was priceless though. lol.

Wrote him a love letter asking him to marry me (I was like eight) and stood there stupidly while he read it. He was about twelve. Soon the story was out of the bag and my entire immediate + extended family knew.

Needless to say, we didn't get married. BTW, this was my cousin.

(Just for context, I am a bisexual female) one time at lunch, I was sitting at one end of the lunch table and my crush was, conveniently, sitting at the other. A friend of hers ran up to her and asked if she was straight. My crush said no. Then she asked if she was pansexual. She said yes. In the middle of a conversation I was having with the people at my end of the table, I squealed and almost fell off of the bench, and I’m pretty sure she saw me. 😬

Ran up to give him a hug and tripped. Head butted him.... My forehead to his teeth. Thankfully, he moved away in summer and I didn't have to face my shame anymore.

One time me and my friends were running on the track for gym in 3rd grade, we were talking about our crushes, they kept pestering me to to tell them, after I did, they shouted that I liked _____________! So embarrassing!

Pretended I didn't know how to solve a Geometry homework, just to be close to him

I only really ever had a crush on someone when I was in middle school. Nothing super embarrassing happened, I just kinda froze up if he ever talked to me which wasn't often. I had two modes outside of my friend group: super intense into the conversation stare of getting all the facts eyes locked, or I don't make eye contact period. Whenever he showed up my eyes hit went everywhere but him even with school work. I will say he was a really nice guy, like truly nice down do Earth person. One day he was giving out stickers to everyone, and I don't know if he ran out or what but he got to me he pulled the sticker he'd put on his face and gave it to me. I about melted after the class was over, I kept it together but man...that day lmao! I think I stuck the sticker in the bottom of a keepsake box.

Stalked him on social media and gave like tumbs to whatever he posting. He blocked me after 2 weeks

We are friends and when he told me that he liked me I totally blanked and was just like "uh uh uh. That's great." It was so embarrassing.

I once saw my crush/ soon to be boyfriend and started running. Still looking at him I slammed into the rock wall and he saw the whole thing. *face palm!

Tripped on the sidewalk and broke my nose. Two different times.

I faded out... You know when someone is talking but the other person pays no attention at all because they are lost in their own thoughts?
I was "the other" person. He was talking and I was daydreaming about our first kiss.
At some point he asked something and clearly expected an answer, which I couldn't give him 😶
Needless to say that that kiss I was dreaming about never happened....

When I was in elementary school, me and the rest of the girls in our class(We were a small class, 6 girls) were playing a game that involved FAKE crushes. The guy I chose was pretty cute, but I didn't like him. My BFF Ariel chose the guy that had completely ruined our lives last year (that's a different story) as a joke. These two were best friends.In line after recess, me and Ariel were discussing our fake crushes. The jerk that Ariel chose was a couple people ahead of us in line. He overheard us talking. He told the the guy I picked. They both still think we like them. The guy I picked is now dating a girl that I DESPISED at the time(We are friends now) and the jerk is dating my ex-bff

So we were on the bus, and this girl asked my crush who he liked. He started naming off the girls that he liked to give her a hint. Meanwhile I was sitting there and staring like an idiot because yes. He turned and looked at me, and asked “what are you looking at?” I stammered “You- you know me, right?”and scrunched up into the farside of my bus seat

I was probably 9 or 10 and thought one of my dads’ best friends in their group was beautiful. He was eclectic and bold and had an energy that had my prepubescent hormones in a tizzy. One night, we pull into the car port and I decide to tell one of my fathers that I had a secret. I begged him not to tell, but knowing that on this particular evening that the group was over playing cards and socializing inside and I was four seconds away from seeing my crush’s face, child me felt she couldn’t hold it in any longer.
“I have a crush on Mr. ****!” It felt like a weight was lifted. I felt so light. And I loved sharing a secret with my dad!
He promised not to say anything and feeling a newfound confidence, one that only accompanies confiding in a confidante, I accompanied him and his smirk into our house.
As soon as we enter and make our way into the foyer, my dad literally yells “GUESS WHO ****** HAS A CRUSH ON!”
The room literally roars with laughter. I am mortified at this point.
Grown woman me is absolutely tickled by the thought. I, too, would have died of endearing laughter had I too been a middle aged gay man learning that my gay BFFs’ daughter had a crush one of their obviously gay middle aged pals.
Former crush moved to NYC much to my dismay for the betterment of his hair-styling career and was actually nominated for an Emmy this past year so at least my taste, if sometimes misguided, is undoubtedly fabulous!

I was at a junior high dance and had mustered up the courage to begin the walk up to the girl I had been crushing on and ask her to dance. When I got up to her I chickened out and asked the girl standing next to her and danced with her instead.

okay here is some tea, I was in 4th grade at recess and there was a NEW (cute btw) kid in my class. I told my friends I liked him. (I had never had a boyfriend till like 6th grade) at recess, he came up to me with a note (not from me btw) that had MY name on it asking HIM to go out with ME ON HIS DANG FIRST DAY. 2 years later he asked me out and now we're dating.

I told somebody I liked this girl and he told me the next day that he told her friends and his friend because "they're not big on gossip" and the next day I confronted her about it and she said I like you too and with the LOUDEST VOICE CRACK IN THE WORLD I said tHaS fUNny bEcauSE i'M sTraiGhT. ALso the biggest lie I've told.