What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing You Have Done Or Seen?

Mid 90’s Friend asked me to check on his apartment while he was away Gary was the (shall we say) Adult film connoisseur of the friend group Ask him if I can borrow a few good tapes Get there, there’s a box by the door, mist his fern or whatever, grab the box and walk the 4 or 5 blocks home Smiling and nodding at passers by, stop for a beverage in the busy corner store All good Get home to find, after traipsing around with this box under my arm, the word P*RN in GIANT letters written in Sharpie on the box

Saw a kid eat a week old orange peel on a dare ;w;