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Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Did As A Kid And Never Told Your Parents? (Closed)
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Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Did As A Kid And Never Told Your Parents? (Closed)

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What are some things you did when you were a kid and never told your parents about it?

#1

I used the "invisible ink" markers to write on the walls. It was mainly hate speech from when my parents wouldn't let me go on the computer.
26points

#2

Let's start with the fact that it was a long time ago. One of "What would happen if.." things you do out of curiosity. I might have accidentally shoplifted cheap earrings when I was a kid. Ok, I actually did it on purpose. Earrings I didn't need and have never worn in my life. My friend, or shall I say my partner in crime, got caught stealing her unnecessary item with me. I somehow got away, but I was very close to wetting my pants. I have never stolen a thing since.
Sorry, mom, you didn't raise me like this and don't deserve to know.
Please, don't call the police.
21points

#3

Where do I beginn... I shoplifted make up and jewellery more than once, I drank underaged (no biggie in germany, my parents would still not have been proud), I snuck out at night to hang around with people they didn't like. Oh and I smoked weed at a birthday party
19points

#4

I was messing with a bow and arrow that I got as a kid and I accidentally put a hole in the wall. Found some tape and paint the same color as the wall, stretched the tape over the hole, and painted it over.
19points

#5

When I was in 1st grade, I was in gym class. I left the gym to go to the bathroom and I ended up leaving to go to the bathroom at the same time as this other kid I hated. He was a boy and he kept peer pressuring me to go into the boy's bathroom. I kept saying no but he was peer pressuring me so much that I just gave into it. I knew that it was really bad but I was bad at saying no to people. Anyways, he threatened to go into the same stall as me but I kept telling him no and just walked into the stall and locked the door. He ended up crawling under the stall and did some not-so-appropriate things.
I should have told someone about this because I now know that this was a HORRIBLE thing he did. But, I just never told anyone..
17points

#6

I took a Dump outside because both bathrooms where occupied
Plz dont hate on me it was the only way.
16points

#7

they probably found out because it was obvious lol. I swallowed probably around 7 sticks of gum because I thought it was normal candy. I had stomach aches for the rest of the day.
16points

#8

I mean, I'm still a kid, but I guess it's that I'm always on Bored Panda. Oh, and I'm not out to my parents yet.
16points

#9

So, uh... I've got a pretty bad one, one that's much worse than a lot of the submissions currently here (because most of the submissions are shoplifting or peeing in trash cans):
For the longest time, literally ever since I was 3 or so, I've had a rather dirty mind. Of course, when I was 3, I didn't know anything about anything, so I didn't do much about it other than draw people kissing or something. But when I turned 8, I started searching things up. I learned a LOT behind my parents' backs, and to this day, they don't know that I have knowledge beyond anything I could've been exposed to. Guilt has been eating me up about this for years now, and I still don't know when or how to break it to them.
16points

#10

i was at the YMCA when i was like 9 and kissed a boy.
15points

#11

My family are really close friends with our next door neighbors. My parents travelled a lot, so I spent most of my time there, even slept over on several occasions. So one day, my sisters and most of the family were all in the kitchen leaving me and their son in the living room. I was about 6 years old and he was about 10. Dude attempted to rape me, but I was pretty strong as a child so I managed to escape. I got so scared that I had to convince my parents to get me a self-defense teacher (kick-boxing). He kept sending weird and upsetting messages through my friends, until I went to college. All in all, I've been sexually harassed and almost raped about 3 times by unexpected people. I turned 18 a couple months ago, so I'm allowed to stay home alone with my siblings, which I am very grateful for. My parents still don't know about it, so his parents and my parents are still very close friends. I have developed anger issues because I bottled too much emotions in. My parents still don't understand why I'm overly protective and defensive of my siblings when we're around him. Sorry, this got dark really quicklyπŸ™‚πŸ™‚
15points

#12

I used to stay up all watching things on my phone and I started getting into the habit again but I stopped.
13points

#13

My sisters and I would always take those little sugar packets that they have in coffee shops while our mom was in the bathroom...
We would then go to our rooms and dump them in our mouths...
13points

#14

One time I asked my mom if I could walk my friend home and she said only if my other friend's mom (who was there too, we were all at the park and my house is like 1 min away) My other friend and her mom were leaving, but my mom didn't know that. Ended up walking my friend home, prank calling McDonalds and Dominoes. She tried telling me the way back, but I got insanely lost. I was crying and tried asking 3 different people for directions. One of them, a mom and her daughter in a car, came back and said they noticed I wasn't going the way they told me. So they drove me home. To this day, my parents have no idea this ever happened.
12points

#15

idk why but i always put my mom's perfume in my eyes purposefully and sometimes she would find out cuz i was crying.
10points

#16

So, the thing that makes mine worse is that this was in 5th grade.
It all started at recess, and I saw my friends giggling and laughing, so I asked them, "What?" and they say, "You wouldn't do it, you're too much of a nerd!" And so I said, "While maybe I am!"
Caught them smoking cigarettes behind the slide.
10points

#17

When I was 2 my family went to Disneyland. My grandfather was watching me so my parents could go on Splash Mountain. My grandpa looked away for 3 seconds, and I had somehow gotten my head stuck in the gate of Haunted Mansion in those 3 seconds. A disney character ended up having to pull me out. It took about 2 hours to finally get my head out. I still have a scar on my neck from a scratch I got.
10points

#18

beat a kid up for disrespecting my mom
10points

#19

I used to drink these little colorful margarita things because I thought they were non-alcoholic... They were not non-alcoholic.
10points

#20

I stole some of those stamps that have the pattern in the ink when I around 5. you know, those ones that get handed out at kids dentist offices, as kids birthday party favours, .e.t.c. I don't know if this counts because only my divorced biological father knows about it. I never told my mom or stepdad.
9points
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