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30 People Share Things That Feel Illegal Even Though They're Perfectly Fine
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30 People Share Things That Feel Illegal Even Though They're Perfectly Fine

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From how we dress and what we eat to how we talk and even what we allow ourselves to feel; we humans need to internalize a lot of rules if we are to properly function in our societies.
But as you probably know, it can be tricky to rationalize if our actions are acceptable or not.
Recently, Reddit user IPlayBongos was browsing the platform when they came across the question "What feels illegal, but isn't?" in one of the subreddits they follow. "I can't remember which one now, but it was a post that had ... one funny answer (I think it was ... about feeling guilty to leave a supermarket without buying anything.)," they told Bored Panda.
"I thought there must be so many other things that feel this way in life so I just went to r/AskReddit to see what people can come up with."
IPlayBongos reposted the same question there and it instantly caught the eye of the 35.6M-big community. So even though it's not technically an original idea, the Redditor did correctly identify the immense potential of entertainment it possessed. And we're really glad they decided to seek more replies because of the nearly 9K comments IPlayBongos has received, many pinpointed the exact circumstances our moral ambiguity kicks in.
Since we at Bored Panda had such a blast going through the discussion, we decided to compile the most interesting ones and bring you in on the fun too. Enjoy!

#1

A hundred-billion-dollar corporation paying absolutely zero in taxes whilst also owning several billion-dollar businesses.
480points

#2

30 People Share Things That Feel Illegal Even Though They're Perfectly Fine
Bringing your baby home from the hospital the first time. I remember thinking “they’re really going to let me just walk out of here with this fragile infant and no experience?!”
426points

"I would say most of the answers were driven by some expectations that should be fulfilled by some societal measures, but it somehow feels wrong if they are not," IPlayBongos said. "Like in the supermarket example above, it just feels strange to go inside a store and not buy anything because if you leave empty-handed it feels awkward to just pass by the cashier and simply say bye to them or to just slip out around so many paying customers."

Or consider another scenario: you're talking to colleagues during a coffee break and your boss rolls around. "Even if he doesn't say anything and you're perfectly ok joking around on your break, it somehow reminds you of your duties and the fun dies down."

"One of the top comments was a guy who uses a wheelchair, but still can stand up if needed," IPlayBongos added. "It makes perfect sense to use a wheelchair even if you're not completely disabled, but maybe it's also the fault of pop culture and the infinite gags about faking a disability that we feel like wheelchairs are strictly for people with serious disabilities and others are fakes."

The Redditor said it was actually one answer that they did not expect to hear and that is precisely why they like the platform. "There's always someone who faces completely different challenges than you and it is eye opening [to hear about them]," IPlayBongos said.

#3

30 People Share Things That Feel Illegal Even Though They're Perfectly Fine
Asking someone for the money you lent to him/her.
362points

#4

30 People Share Things That Feel Illegal Even Though They're Perfectly Fine
It feels illegal getting out of my wheelchair. I’m not paralyzed but it helps to have a wheelchair, but people always think I’m faking a disability when I get out of my chair.
361points

#5

30 People Share Things That Feel Illegal Even Though They're Perfectly Fine
Your employer will tell you you're not allowed to discuss your wages but legally you are and you cannot be fired for it
360points

#6

30 People Share Things That Feel Illegal Even Though They're Perfectly Fine
Calling in sick when you're actually sick.
353points

#7

U.S legislators are allowed to trade stock in and sit on boards of private companies while passing legislation affecting those companies.
343points

#8

30 People Share Things That Feel Illegal Even Though They're Perfectly Fine
Walking out of a store without buying smth
324points

#9

30 People Share Things That Feel Illegal Even Though They're Perfectly Fine
Driving next to a cop at the speed limit
313points

#10

30 People Share Things That Feel Illegal Even Though They're Perfectly Fine
Being a 30-something male and taking your 4 yr old niece to a kid's live musical. My partner and I took my niece to the Frozen live musical today. Because we purchased tickets at late notice, I had to take a seat in the row behind my (female)partner and my niece. The stares I was getting from the other audience members because I was a dude sitting by myself at a kid's musical... I felt like I should've been in prison.
9/10 though would do it again, the Frozen musical was great!
313points

#11

30 People Share Things That Feel Illegal Even Though They're Perfectly Fine
Sitting at the restaurant, not liking the menu, and leaving.
283points

#12

30 People Share Things That Feel Illegal Even Though They're Perfectly Fine
Telling your barber that you don't like the haircut
266points

#13

30 People Share Things That Feel Illegal Even Though They're Perfectly Fine
Coughing in public places
242points

#14

Big companies buying up a whole bunch of housing in some city and renting it out to visitors.
225points

#15

30 People Share Things That Feel Illegal Even Though They're Perfectly Fine
Not liking dogs. People treat it as the worst thing in the world if you aren't deathly allergic and just don't like dogs.
223points

#16

Having fun at work. Your boss walks around the corner and everybody scatters in the most totally not suspicious way.
210points

#17

30 People Share Things That Feel Illegal Even Though They're Perfectly Fine
Bringing reusable grocery bags to a different grocery store than the one the bags are branded as.
205points

#18

Using the other genders bathroom when yours is occupied
Report
197points

#19

30 People Share Things That Feel Illegal Even Though They're Perfectly Fine
Card counting in a casino. It’s totally legal within the law, but the security and management will make you feel like a criminal for doing it.
190points

#20

30 People Share Things That Feel Illegal Even Though They're Perfectly Fine
Purchasing an item with no bag, and leaving the shop with it under your arm
184points
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