Funny,JokesJAN 26, 2022

152 Funniest 'What Do You Call?' Jokes

Saimonas Lukošius, Damanjeet Sethi and Justė Kairytė - Barkauskienė

It has been scientifically proven (not really) that the sillier the joke, the funnier it is. But you know what’s even better than the most ridiculous joke ever? A joke that you expect nothing out of but get a full-blown laugh attack nevertheless. And while there are a couple of such seemingly predictable joke categories, such as science jokes and the good ’ol dad jokes, probably no other beats the joy you get from What Do You Call jokes.

Since there’s nothing we enjoy more than amusing you, we present our collection of only the best What Do You Call jokes ever that are sure to deliver some fun plot twists, unexpected endings, and glorious puns to you!

And you know what, although it isn’t scientifically proven, we are pretty sure that it is the random stuff that you get most of the kicks out of. Say you’re walking down the street and suddenly see that you are doing so in mismatched shoes. Cue the laughter.

Or imagine that you are in the office, peacefully making a cup of coffee while half asleep. Of course, you mess with the coffee machine, and now there’s a fountain of milk spraying waywardly right on your shirt. Cue the giggles.

And, of course, there’s the instance of your dog minding his own business, loudly passing gas, and getting scared of his own farts. Uproarious joy! Same with these what-do-you-call-a jokes — you might know what to expect from them, but the ending is so off-beat and kooky that your belly is now full of laughs.

Alrighty, then, let’s put our theory to its ultimate test, and let’s see if these what-do-you-call-a jokes are as funny as we thought they were. Once you are finished reading them, vote for the ones that you enjoyed the most. Lastly, tell us what you thought about these clever jokes in the comments, and that’s how we’ll know if they are as amusing as we’d hoped!

#1 Absolute unit patrols

What do you call the security guards outside the Samsung factory?

The guardians of the galaxy.

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#2 Paw-sitively Magical Trick

What do you call a dog magician?

A labracadabrador.

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31points

#3 Bitter moods only

What do you call a sad coffee?

Depresso.

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31points

Best What-Do-You-Call-A Jokes for Kids

These what-do-you-call-a jokes are good, clean fun to keep the kids entertained. We’ve got a bunch of corny jokes tailor-made for the younger crowd, and we’re serving them up with no frills.

These What Do You Call a Man jokes are short, sweet, and straight to the point. Perfect for sharing during family gatherings, school breaks, or just about any time you want to add a dash of humor to your kid’s day. You see, laughter is universal, and these kid-friendly jokes are bound to get everyone chuckling.

Here are some simple, straightforward jokes that are sure to put smiles on those little faces:

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
What do you call a snowman on a hot day? A puddle!
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra!
What do you call a spider that can dance? A jitterbug!

#4 Eye see what you did there

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh.

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28points

#5 Internet’s Doctor Strange

What do you call a doctor who fixes websites?

A URL-ologist.

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27points

#6 I’m low-key giggling at this one

What do you call a dinosaur fart?

A blast from the past.

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Cheesy What Do You Call Jokes

Next up, we give you these pun-tastic, eye-rolling one-liners that will make you groan, laugh, and maybe even shake your head in disbelief. They’re the kind of jokes that walk the fine line between brilliantly corny and downright hilarious.

In this collection, we’re serving up a generous portion of humor that’s as cheesy as it gets. Whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or just enjoying a good chuckle on your own, these jokes are sure to brighten your day.

Here are some funny What Do You Call jokes to deliver some extra cheese:

What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A moo-sician!
What do you call a cat that can play the guitar? A rock star!
What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybee!
What do you call a donkey with a Ph.D.? A smart ass!
What do you call a tomato that’s trying to catch up? Ketchup!

#7 Milk’s glow-up game is strong

What do you call milk that gets anything it wants?

Spoiled milk.

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26points

#8 Didn\'t see that one hopping away

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping away?

A receding hare line!

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24points

#9 Flip-flops meet fancy French flair

What do you call a French gentleman who is wearing flip-flops?

Philippe Philoppe.

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22points

Animal What Do You Call Jokes

You can make your own clever animal jokes, too, if you know how to play with words and make quirky observations. Don’t worry if you’re an animal lover. No feelings were harmed in the making of these what-do-you-call-a jokes.

What do you call a chicken crossing the road? Poultry in motion!
What do you call a cat that can fly? A hot air meow-balloon!
What do you call a turtle who loves making jokes? A slow-poke comedian!
What do you call a squirrel that steals your nuts? A bandit!
What do you call a sheep with a smartphone? An ewe-tuber!
What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neighbor!

#10 Well, that’s just rude

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A stick.

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#11 Plot twist with a holy punchline

What do you call a priest that becomes an attorney?

Father-in-Law.

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20points

#12 Can\'t help but groan at this one

What do you call a farm that grows bad jokes?

Corny.

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18points

#13 Chemistry’s sassiest compound

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A mean-o-acid!

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18points

#14 Udderly Shaken, Not Stirred

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake.

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17points

#15 Gobble Up That Pun

What do you call a key that opens the door on Thanksgiving?

A turkey.

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17points

#16 Ha, That Pun Slipped Downstairs

What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the steps?

A condescending con descending!

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#17 Okay, that’s a hoot

What do you call an owl that’s a magician?

Who-dini.

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#18 Dad joke level: expert

What do you call an American bee?

USB.

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16points

#19 Micro Mom Energy

What do you call a tiny mother?

A minimum!

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15points

#20 Door-Ible, not sorry

What do you call a cute door?

Adorable.

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15points