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30 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons They Got In Trouble At Work

30 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons They Got In Trouble At Work

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Nobody likes a micromanager! Rules, standards, and discipline are definitely crucial in a working environment, that’s true. However, what’s equally essential is the trust that managers place in their employees. If you have little of that, you’ll only breed resentment in the workplace and have to deal with huge turnover rates.
Some of the employees of Reddit shared their most bizarre work stories on r/meirl. They spilled the tea about the most ridiculous reasons that they ever got in trouble for at work. We’ve collected the most interesting and frustrating posts for you to enjoy on your coffee break. But God forbid anyone’s 12 seconds late to get back to their desk!

#1

30 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons They Got In Trouble At Work
Got in trouble for eating in my car during my break because I might be needed to come back early. I explained that's why I eat in my car.
91points

#2

30 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons They Got In Trouble At Work
I was reprimanded for working too much, and for not working enough, within an hour of each other. I was the only person remaining in a team of four people, so I was sneaking into the office early to get some extra stuff done off the clock. I was caught and written up for that. About an hour after I had walked out of my boss's office she asked me to come back again to threaten to put me on my "final warning" for failing to deal with the backlog that was accumulating while we were understaffed.
84points

#3

30 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons They Got In Trouble At Work
I was 12 seconds late coming back from break once
Was talked to about time management
69points

Employees value managers who value them and find ways to encourage them. On the flip side, micromanagers are a living, breathing, typing nightmare to be around. You know that you’re working with the latter if they never delegate their work, constantly pester you for updates, and don’t want you making any decisions without their knowledge.

Micromanagers can’t see the forest for the trees: they focus so much on itty-bitty details that they ignore the bigger perspective. They’re hardly ever satisfied, have a massive employee turnover rate, and get irritated if you don’t loop them in on everything that you do. Micromanagers are also very big on monitoring their employees’ performance to a bizarre extent. And they also tend to ignore others’ work-life boundaries, insisting that their jobs are more important than anything else. 

#4

I got told I'm too sensitive and need to accept people have their own personalities or leave... After reporting a guy for repeatedly calling team members racial slurs and then assaulting me and threatening to kill me multiple times when I called out his bad behavior. All of which was in front of our supervisor...
F**k Home Depot.
66points

#5

30 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons They Got In Trouble At Work
I got written up for taking 4.5 sick days in a calendar year when we had 12 allotted. The company average was 4, so they wrote up everyone who had more.
66points

#6

30 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons They Got In Trouble At Work
Suspended from my waitressing job for a week for having overly bushy eyebrows. Not poorly groomed, just very full. Like Brooke Shield’s eyebrows. Manager said they were “distracting” to the customers. He wanted me to pluck them into the thin style that was more popular in the 90’s. I enjoyed my week off and, when I came back he asked me if I’d thought about what I was going to do about my eyebrows. Told him I was going to keep their natural shape and, if he didn’t like it I’d be happy to talk to a lawyer about racial discrimination at work. He dropped the issue and I quit soon after.
65points

Any traditional working environment needs all of its employees to be on the same page on the stuff that truly matters. That means having a clear understanding of your responsibilities, knowing what kinds of deadlines you have to meet, how you’re supposed to treat your clients, and what your working day and potential overtime look like. 

Rules are there for clarity. They also ensure that the projects that matter are completed on time and that your customers end up getting exactly what they wanted. However, no set of workplace regulations is ever going to be ‘perfect’: there’s always going to be some nuances, misinterpretations, and rules that simply do not work in real life. So it helps to see the rules as general guidelines that are meant to be followed, but not something to be worshipped ‘as written.’ 

#7

Leaving town and going to the lake because I wasn't scheduled for four days straight. My manager told me that just because I'm not on the schedule doesn't mean I'm guaranteed a day off. I needed to put in for vacation if I'm actually leaving town. Otherwise, I need to stay at home in case I'm called in. I lasted two months there.
65points

#8

30 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons They Got In Trouble At Work
I politely told multiple C level executives to put steel toe shoes on while on my production floor because it set a bad example that all the production workers had to wear them per the rules but the suits were in dress shoes and heels. So basically I was in trouble for following and enforcing the company safety policy.
64points

#9

30 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons They Got In Trouble At Work
I was told I was insubordinate because when my boss asked me a question, I said "Let me dig a little deeper before making a decision."
64points

Some managers (and even regular employees) take the rules far too seriously for everyone’s good. They’re overly zealous. They might berate you for being a few seconds late coming into work. Or they lecture you about minute details while never praising you for your accomplishments. For them, nothing you do will ever be good enough because they have unrealistic standards for performance.

Someone shouldn't be lectured because they're a few seconds late (unless you want to start keeping track of all the times they've been early). However, if there's a genuine issue with chronic lateness, it's something that needs to be addressed in a friendly but firm one-on-one meeting.

Here’s the thing, though. Having standards and aiming for quality is essential if you want to do well in business, however, you get there by having a capable, highly motivated, and empowered team. If you’re constantly criticizing your employees, writing them up for nonsense, and failing to find ways to praise and support them, you might soon be putting out job ads—looking for new coworkers.

For some more ridiculous work stories and micromanagers ruining everyone’s day, check out Bored Panda’s previous article.

#10

30 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons They Got In Trouble At Work
I got fired from McDonald's for looking at the prices when I had a customer ask how much a new menu item was. It was my second day on the job.
64points

#11

30 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons They Got In Trouble At Work
I got a stern talking to because I took credit for my idea in my annual review. The head of the department had said it was her idea and been touting this as something great she did that year. Our reviews did pass over her boss’s desk, and he saw it. So I got in trouble for accidentally outing her lie and taking credit for my work.
63points

#12

30 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons They Got In Trouble At Work
The lines of my excel charts were not thick enough, I was following the company design guide
62points

#13

30 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons They Got In Trouble At Work
I was told I wasn't a team player because I didn't want to go to the waterslides on my day off.
58points

#14

30 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons They Got In Trouble At Work
Not smiling enough. Written up and coached every morning on smiling, how to smile, when to smile, how long to hold a smile, etc.
57points

#15

I once got a written warning for my attendance record. Their policy was to take the number of days of work you missed divided by the number of work days in the fiscal year so far. If it was below a certain percentage, they would write you up. Mine dipped below the "acceptable" percentage because I took two weeks off at the beginning of the fiscal year for the birth of my son.
55points

#16

I was a top producer at this company and went “out of policy” to correct a mistake someone else made on one of our largest accounts. A new director wrote me up, and I refused to sign the corrective action arguing I did what was necessary to retain their business. I was placed on a PIP until I would sign the write up. I was number one in sales and was on a PIP. I received another job offer and left a couple weeks later.
That account dropped that company when they learned I was leaving.
54points

#17

30 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons They Got In Trouble At Work
Not me, but my student (a woman) who was on a year in industry and I was helping supervise got yelled at by my boss (also a woman) for wearing a pink dress to the office once
A pink dress wasn't appropriate for a woman in engineering, apparently
51points

#18

30 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons They Got In Trouble At Work
I once got in trouble for making too much money. I worked a straight commission job.
50points

#19

30 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons They Got In Trouble At Work
I once got fired because when we came back from our mandatory Christmas break they asked if I was glad to be back at work and I said no, said I had a bad attitude.
46points

#20

30 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons They Got In Trouble At Work
Drinking free water at our beverage station, that’s free to everyone… even us..
46points
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