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34 Stories To Make You Laugh Or Cringe About When Visiting A Single Guy's Place Gets Interesting
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34 Stories To Make You Laugh Or Cringe About When Visiting A Single Guy's Place Gets Interesting

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Walking into a single guy's house for the first time could be a bit like Pandora opening that mystery box— you just never know what you're going to find. It could be a neat, minimal setup or something so weird that you wonder how you got there. The possibilities are endless.
This curiosity about what sometimes sits in these Pandora's boxes is what led to a thread where users shared the weirdest and most unforgettable things they've ever seen in the homes of single guys. The responses ranged from puzzling decor choices to strange hoarding habits. And as always, we've rounded up the most hilarious and bizarre answers for your entertainment.
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#1

34 Stories To Make You Laugh Or Cringe About When Visiting A Single Guy's Place Gets Interesting
Every kind of panty liner, pad, tampon, menstrual cup and black underwear propped up in an antique curio cabinet in the bathroom. I asked him why and he said “I was trying to make sure that women coming here to have [intercourse] with me would be comfortable. In hindsight, I realize that I may have gone too far.”

I helped him choose some more common items to keep in a plastic bin under the sink. He donated the rest to the local women’s shelter.
88points

#2

34 Stories To Make You Laugh Or Cringe About When Visiting A Single Guy's Place Gets Interesting
The dude had a 3 bedroom house with a floor mattress, a tv, and a Forman grill. That's it. No other furniture or lamps or like hidden teddy bear spy cams, no moving boxes... Just the bed, TV, and Forman grill.

I asked if he had just moved in. He said he bought the house 5 years ago.
53points

#3

34 Stories To Make You Laugh Or Cringe About When Visiting A Single Guy's Place Gets Interesting
One towel, three guys. Yes, they shared it. I ended up buying them each their own and throwing the shared one away.
53points

Apparently, when it comes to bachelor living, the pendulum swings somewhere between minimalism, and the opposite. Psychology Today acknowledges that there is a connection between minimalism and happiness, but it could also leave visitors baffled— without a couch to sit on, and sometimes rushing out to buy towels.

Then there’s the other extreme: the guy who stocked his bathroom with every menstrual product imaginable. His heart was in the right place, but the execution? A bit much.

#4

34 Stories To Make You Laugh Or Cringe About When Visiting A Single Guy's Place Gets Interesting
That it was cleaner than my place 🤣.
44points

#5

34 Stories To Make You Laugh Or Cringe About When Visiting A Single Guy's Place Gets Interesting
I was cooking something at his house, and he didn't have a mixing bowl, so he cut the top off a milk jug for me.
42points

#6

34 Stories To Make You Laugh Or Cringe About When Visiting A Single Guy's Place Gets Interesting
The only lights were bare bulbs hanging off strings. His bed was a thin mattress on the floor. There was the stench of some meat rotting. No curtains on any windows and when I asked him about them he said he was waiting for a woman to fix that. It was really pulled from a slasher movie. Naturally there was no 'next date'.
41points

Some things are a little hard to explain, like this guy whose drawers were stocked with canned baked beans. It's also not exactly five-star dining, but definitely one way to save space and stock up.

Mind suggests that it's fine to have and keep things we consider special. But having a lot of things, even if you have a lot already, could be a sign of hoarding.

Unfortunately, we can't tell if this guy is storing canned beans for legitimate reasons or he's just a hoarder.

#7

34 Stories To Make You Laugh Or Cringe About When Visiting A Single Guy's Place Gets Interesting
He had a pool table instead of a dining table. It was actually a cool thing, we would eat in the couch and he taught me how to play pool.
37points

#8

34 Stories To Make You Laugh Or Cringe About When Visiting A Single Guy's Place Gets Interesting
When we got back to his apartment we laid on the couch to watch a movie. I put my hand under one of the throw pillows and there were like 5 broken iPhones under the pillow. He said that's just where he keeps them.
37points

#9

34 Stories To Make You Laugh Or Cringe About When Visiting A Single Guy's Place Gets Interesting
This was a friend of a friend. Each drawer in his dresser was filled with canned food tins, like baked beans. He asked if we wanted something to eat, then led us to his bedroom and pulled a can out of a fully stocked dresser.
35points

Now, there's a hoarder. What else could be the reason for storing broken phones? Yep, sounds like a case of digital hoarding.

According to therapist.com, digital hoarding is a relatively recent phenomenon that has not been well researched. In fact, experts have yet to decide whether it could be classified as a type of hoarding disorder.

It further states that one of the reasons people hoard tech or anything that holds digital information is sentimentality, where they could be attached to old texts, emails, contacts, or pictures.

#10

34 Stories To Make You Laugh Or Cringe About When Visiting A Single Guy's Place Gets Interesting
One weird thing I saw turned out to be the first of many red flags: man had NO DOORS in his house. None. Not even on the bathroom!

He did not understand why this perplexed me.

The first time I had to pee in the doorless bathroom, he had no toilet paper. After I drip-dried, I let him know. His response?

"Haha yeah, I realized that this morning when I went to take a s**t. I had to use my sock. I threw it in the backyard."

Then he started asking me to be his girlfriend. Like multiple times.

Finally I created some distance. Sometime after this he went missing for like a month or two; his family was on Facebook asking if anyone had seen him.

I guess he came back from whatever that was bc he randomly showed up on my doorstep. He arrived on foot, looking disheveled, possibly homeless, and CRAZY. We hadn't spoken in months.

He continued to do this even after my boyfriend started intercepting him and sending away without seeing or talking to me. FOR TWO YEARS. Finally he took the hint.

A couple of years ago I was looking at arrest records, as you do, and found his mugshot. He looked UNHINGED.

He was arrested for STABBING A WOMAN during a suspected d**g deal (her injuries weren't life-threatening, thank God).

Moral of the story: no doors? Poop socks? Just walk away.
33points

#11

34 Stories To Make You Laugh Or Cringe About When Visiting A Single Guy's Place Gets Interesting
Black garbage bags all over the walls. He wanted a black room but couldn't afford paint so that was his solution.
29points

#12

34 Stories To Make You Laugh Or Cringe About When Visiting A Single Guy's Place Gets Interesting
Dish soap in the shower as shampoo and body wash. Then he acted like I was the crazy one when I asked why. And it wasn’t because he couldn’t afford proper soap, it was because he chose to use that.
29points

In order to understand why a man who is not low on funds in any way would choose to use dish soap as both a shower gel and shampoo, Bored Panda got in touch with economist Angelina Ampadu, who explained the concept of frugality.

We asked what frugality is and how it's different from being cheap or stingy. Ampadu explained that a frugal person considers the cost and quality of an item before purchasing, whereas a cheap person only looks out for the lowest-priced item without considering the quality, while a stingy person, on the other hand, is unwilling to spend or give out their money.


#13

34 Stories To Make You Laugh Or Cringe About When Visiting A Single Guy's Place Gets Interesting
A really neat, well decorated room that smelled good. even his bathroom was perfect every single time i went over. amazing lighting, linen that matched the room's interior, even his couch. it looked like it was straight out of a home decor magazine. even if he tidied up only because i was coming over, his house was tidier than mine will ever be.
28points

#14

34 Stories To Make You Laugh Or Cringe About When Visiting A Single Guy's Place Gets Interesting
Was going to this guy’s place for a possible hookup and as soon as he opened the door like 3 roaches ran out past us. Needless to say, I didn’t go in. He did have roommates but I couldn’t risk it.
26points

#15

34 Stories To Make You Laugh Or Cringe About When Visiting A Single Guy's Place Gets Interesting
Molding strawberries and a whole gun both just sitting there on his gaming desk casually. 😭.
25points

Ampadu stated that people's values, culture, and beliefs could play a significant role in their spending decisions. She explained that while some may consider quality, others may consider the price or brand.

"All things being equal, the value an individual places on an item or the satisfaction they derive from it may influence how much or little they want to spend on that item," she added. However, she did state that in today's society, having a level of frugality can have positive economic benefits.

"The goal of the frugal person is to save money or resources," she said. Therefore, by managing resources and focusing on saving, a frugal person can build financial stability, have confidence in their finances, and experience less financial stress.

#16

34 Stories To Make You Laugh Or Cringe About When Visiting A Single Guy's Place Gets Interesting
[Urine] bottles next to bed x 6.
24points

#17

34 Stories To Make You Laugh Or Cringe About When Visiting A Single Guy's Place Gets Interesting
Sooooo many of them just have a mattress on the floor 😭
I don't understand how they don't have things like handsoap, shampoo or they just have one rotten and crusty flannel in the bathroom. Cleaning products are an absolute no go either.
I went to help my friend clean his house once and asked where his cleaning stuff was and he looked at me like I had spoken another language.
I genuinely struggle to understand why some of them don't have them and don't clean up?

I'm so thankful my boyfriend has plenty of stuff in his house, it was such a green flag.
24points

#18

34 Stories To Make You Laugh Or Cringe About When Visiting A Single Guy's Place Gets Interesting
Entire series of Warriors books — children’s books about clans of cats living in the wild, target demographic maybe 2nd-5th grade? Like ALL of those books. No bed frame tho. Cracked me up cause I LOVED those books in 3rd grade lol.
23points

In all of these selections, bachelor pads could serve as a reflection of the person who lives in them—there's the hoarder, the creative, the resourceful, the untidy, and, of course, the frugal.

Want to know the kind of bachelor you’ll meet next? There are more to go, so keep reading to discover even more intriguing (and sometimes strange) living conditions!

#19

34 Stories To Make You Laugh Or Cringe About When Visiting A Single Guy's Place Gets Interesting
A kit to make kombucha/sun tea with glass jugs and whatnot that was molding and when I asked about it, he told me it was his ex girlfriend’s kit.
22points

#20

34 Stories To Make You Laugh Or Cringe About When Visiting A Single Guy's Place Gets Interesting
Maybe not weird, probably just disgusting. He didn’t have hand soap in his bathroom!!! 😭😭 boogers everywhere, and a picture of his grandparents on his night stand. He was 40 and had never been in a serious relationship.
22points
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