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175 Worst Things Seen During Structural Inspections
CuriositiesNOV 7, 2018

175 Worst Things Seen During Structural Inspections

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You can get away with a sloppy handshake but with a carelessly built house? Not so much. Eventually, its qualities will deteriorate to the point when the only thing holding it together is pure luck. And you better call in the construction engineers before that runs out, too.
Alpha Structural, Inc. presents itself as the only company in Los Angeles County licensed to engineer and build any type of foundation or hillside repair. For its 25th birthday, the organization has decided to share some of the craziest structural construction fails they've found over the years, making many internet users question the sanity of some contractors. "Besides having a stellar reputation, we're called out to inspect and propose solutions to many structural issues," a spokesperson of Alpha Structural, In. told Bored Panda. "Specializing in advanced hillside foundation repair methods we mainly are called to inspect when there are issues such as sloping floors, failed retaining walls, etc."
"A very common engineering fail we see is mid-century hillside homes that are sinking. They were often built with shallow footings that are prone to sink over time. Additionally, there is a lot of expansive soil in Los Angeles which, due to its high clay content, expands and contracts. This leads to corners or sides of a home that sink."
Since the company has already inspected tens of thousands of properties, it's hard to catch its engineers off guard. "I would say we're more likely to be surprised by what's under the home than the structure itself! Although, while we are not alarmist in any way, every once in a while we will come across a structure that we are surprised is still standing."
According to Alpha Structural, Inc., everyone living in the area can take measures to make their building a safe place. "We always recommend earthquake retrofitting your home," they added. "It's no surprise seismic activity is prevalent in Los Angeles, so taking the time to retrofit your home is key. Also, most foundation problems are caused because of no drainage, or poor drainage around the home. The most cost-effective solution to preserve your foundation is to make sure your yard slopes away from the structure and that your gutters and downspouts are cleaned and route the water away.
However, it's easy to get carried away. "People tend to overreact when it comes to their home. Things such as hairline cracks and minor sticking of doors can cause quite a panic in most homeowners. Plenty of information about our services can be found on our website!"
Continue scrolling to check out what epic fails these guys find daily and upvote your favorite entries!

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175 Worst Things Seen During Structural Inspections
Everything is code when there is no code. (Not in LA)
230points

#2

175 Worst Things Seen During Structural Inspections
They missed...
177points

#3

175 Worst Things Seen During Structural Inspections
YES, this is a real skull & YES it was called in to the police and YES it was confirmed by a detective coroner.
While doing a real estate inspection in the valley, one of our assessors came across the above skull. It was said to be found in Peru by the previous owners. Apparently, they brought it back in their luggage when returning from their vacation in Peru. Why they would do this is beyond me.
This was later confirmed by the sellers of the property that it was in fact brought back over to the states from Peru. The skull, which was studied by the coroner, was roughly 1,000 years old. This is by far one of the craziest things we've seen doing foundation inspections in Los Angeles.
177points

#4

175 Worst Things Seen During Structural Inspections
This was taken during one of our structural inspections in North Hollywood. It's gonna take a little more than duct tape to fix this one.
175points

#5

175 Worst Things Seen During Structural Inspections
Now, I forgot the term for these, but basically it's a massive hole/well that was about a meter under the concrete footing. The owner had no idea this was here. Must have been there for decades.
161points

#6

175 Worst Things Seen During Structural Inspections
And they were wondering why their floors were sagging.
160points

#7

175 Worst Things Seen During Structural Inspections
During an inspection, one of our assessors found this beauty. A wall created entirely out of concrete filled washing machines.
154points

#8

175 Worst Things Seen During Structural Inspections
And there goes the other half of your house
141points

#9

175 Worst Things Seen During Structural Inspections
A car jack perhaps?
136points

#10

175 Worst Things Seen During Structural Inspections
"I have sagging floors" And this is why.
125points

#11

175 Worst Things Seen During Structural Inspections
This is something you don't see every day: A colony of bees/hornets/wasps, have created a honeycombed nest on the carcass of a dead animal and it became the perfect online content. Nasty.
107points

#12

175 Worst Things Seen During Structural Inspections
This is a foundation made up of river rock, some sort of hardened mortar and the tears of the contractors who did it. Also, I see a rhino!
101points

#13

175 Worst Things Seen During Structural Inspections
This is a very interesting view from a basement window. It's actually located in a shower and you can see the critters moving around in the dirt. Hope you like bugs!
101points

#14

175 Worst Things Seen During Structural Inspections
It may seem as if this is a photo was taken at an angle, but I assure you, it was perfectly straight. The floors are just sloping down a good 6 inches from the middle of the home.
100points

#15

175 Worst Things Seen During Structural Inspections
Nothing is worse than coming across a massive gas pipe while excavation. It wasn't on the initial plans.
99points

#16

175 Worst Things Seen During Structural Inspections
Though these jacks are pretty common...they should never be used as a permanent pier. Unless secured with duct tape of course.
99points

#17

175 Worst Things Seen During Structural Inspections
This is an abandoned home in East Los Angeles. I don't want to get too technical on this, but not even the homeless would want to set up shop in there.
90points

#18

175 Worst Things Seen During Structural Inspections
This is one of the craziest structural fails I've ever seen. No re-bar, not bolted, settling 2 ft and it's on sand...Just wow!
84points

#19

175 Worst Things Seen During Structural Inspections
Yeah...that's not legal.
78points

#20

175 Worst Things Seen During Structural Inspections
A soft-story can be described as multi-level structure built with a first floor that is much less rigid (soft) than the floors above, such as in an apartment with tuck under parking. This is a cause for concern, for when an earthquake hits, the existing columns do not have the strength to protect against the sideways movement that can occur.
71points
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