“What’s A Weird Little Thing That We All Do Or Experience, But No One Talks About?” (40 Answers)

Wiping your a**e then looking at the paper.

Putting the last chunk of deodorant back on after it falls on the floor.

When we accidentally spit on someone when talking and all act like nothing happened.

potsgotme:

And you can still feel it on your arm and you wait til they look away so you can wipe it even though you both know they just f**king spit on you while locking eyes.

The secret thrill of being the first person to use a new jar of peanut butter, and sliding in the butter knife with grace and care to carve out a perfectly-formed morsel of legumic joy.

Hearing a weird brief tone in one ear.

galloping_spider:
The aliens tuning in.

UncoolSlicedBread:
When I was little, I would pretend that it was my spidey sense picking up on bad guys somewhere.
As an adult, I prefer that it’s my spidey sense picking up on bad guys somewhere.

Pulling your phone out and fake checking it to act as a cover story for turning around because you forgot something or started walking the wrong way.

Don't pee in the dream bathroom.

Trying to catch your reflection in a window as you walk past to see if your hair is ok.

Having an itch right on my palm and using my teeth to scratch it.

Weeing in the shower.

Finally loosening that bit of food stuck in our teeth and either getting sweet revenge by biting down on it and swallowing it or getting it loose and awkwardly rooting around in our mouth until the frustrating realization hits that we already swallowed it and there will be no vengeance.

That weird smell you get from your childhood but can never find or replicate if you wanted to. Mine reminds me of white school floors with little black dots all over.

Talking to ourselves in moments of solitude.

Cuddle with pillows.

Well I think its so weird if you just say goodbye and then walk in the same direction.

Slowly closing the fridge door to see when the lights turn off.

Testing if your voice still works after not speaking for a prolonged time...

Knowing when someone is looking at us.

Going to the bathroom to check a wet fart.....

The sheer joy of talking off a pair of jeans when getting home. (I guess it doesn’t apply to people who enjoy wearing jeans inside, though..).